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[badtaste]

Ok it was fun for a little while when Gwen was here but once you're by yourself in a ball pit for long enough the magic kind of starts to fade. Plus it smells too weird to sleep in and as a lifelong New Yorker I'm pretty much an expert on weird smells.

Peter, can I come crash on your couch until I get a new roommate??

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[symbioteclone]

Sorry, I should have stayed longer. The offer still stands, you can always stay with me and the crazy psycho killer.

[badtaste]

See, when you describe her as a "crazy psycho killer" that makes me not want to stay with you!!

[johannamason]

It's a pretty accurate description.

[everythingspandex]

Is it closer to homeless-man-on-the-subway weird or that strange Chinatown wonder-what-they're-cooking-in-there weird?

But yeah! Yeah. You can definitely crash as long as you want.

[badtaste]

Definitely subway weird. But hopefully with less dead rats?? At least you kinda know what gross stuff is involved in a homeless-guy-on-the-subway smell. Anything could be under these balls.

[no, he's not laughing because he said 'balls.' okay, maybe just a little.]

Thanks, dude. I pretty much just have the one garbage bag of clothes and a skateboard and stuff. I won't take up a lot of space or bother your roommate or anything.

[everythingspandex]

Gross.

[ hahaha you said balls ]

No problem. Anytime. I could like. Clear out a drawer or something for you so you're not living out of a trash bag completely. You can bother him. He's cool.

[badtaste]

I kinda don't have that many clothes? So it's no big deal. We have to wear uniforms at school anyway so I spent most of my stipend on like... a skateboard and some video games and I got a couple big containers of cheese balls because my mom told me that you should plan what you're going to eat based on what's on sale, and I figured they would pretty much last forever?? Like how we never had to buy rice because she would wait until it was on sale before buying as much as we could bring home and we'd have a million bags of rice stacked up in the pantry all year.

I actually have a bunch of rice in the bag too. I should probably get a rice cooker if I get an apartment again.

[everythingspandex]

What kind of skateboard? But we should like. Get you clothes. Aunt May always says you should have enough to fill the laundry basket so you don't end up wearing the same shirt the entire week and end up the smelly kid with holes and pit stains.

The cheese balls won't last. Those are going to be devoured. The rice'll probably last though. Rice is a good investment.

quickly googles skateboarding terms askdjh

[badtaste]

I mean I have to do laundry every day anyway. The, uh, old version of you told me that if I don't wash that one uniform daily it'll get funky and people will make fun of me. So it's not like my clothes aren't clean. But sure, I guess we can go shopping.

Classic board. I couldn't find anything I recognized at Juanes so I just got a blank deck with the best looking wheels. I'm still trying to think of a cool design for it that wouldn't be too hard to paint. Is a spider too much of a cliche??

[everythingspandex]

Wise advice. Nobody wants a smelly uniform. It's so gross.

Since when are spiders cliche?? Come on.

[badtaste]

It'd be easy to paint at least. But maybe a little too... obvious. I was thinking about trying to do the Eye of Sauron but like my art skills are really not at the level where I could get the flames right.

[everythingspandex]

Maybe we can get someone to draw it up and then make a stencil.

thank diana for calling me here

[ricinbeans]

Yo.