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[thatboyisamonster]

Is there a reason why everyone is distraught over the presence of a carnival or are you fools truly that pathetic?

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[thatboyisamonster]

I could, though I would expel much effort in doing so. She has her expertise and I have my . . . tricks and illusions.

[accidents]

I think it's a little more than tricks and illusions. You're kind of underselling yourself.

[thatboyisamonster]

Am I?

[accidents]

Well, yeah. I mean plenty of people pull tricks but I wouldn't go writing about how they're "a powerful shape-shifting god" here.

[thatboyisamonster]

So you do remember the stories.

[accidents]

Their accuracy is still up for debate.

[thatboyisamonster]

If there was one story you wished to know the truth for, which one would it be?

[accidents]

There's not exactly one. In particular, I mean. It's probably pretty rude to ask about half of that.

Uhh- Did you really invent the fishing net?

[thatboyisamonster]

Yes and no. When I visited Midgard, the art of ropemaking was yet to be perfected. So I taught them how to weave instead.

[accidents]

That makes sense. Yeah that one involved you hiding out from other gods and inventing it and then turning into a salmon only to get caught by it.

[thatboyisamonster]

Yes, that was quite disastrous.

[accidents]

That actually happened?

[thatboyisamonster]

Most of your, ah, myths have some basis in truth.

[accidents]

Some of them are really out there though.

[thatboyisamonster]

And?

[accidents]

...

What an exciting life you have.

[thatboyisamonster]

[ chuckles dryly ]

Is that the kind of life you wish to have? Full of adventure and stories?

[accidents]

Yes? Stories that hopefully don't end in me losing more limbs but I'll take what I can get.

[thatboyisamonster]

Well, they are meant to guide and inspire though we weren't so noble about it.

[accidents]

Noble enough to not be annoying.

[thatboyisamonster]

Oh, I'm not so sure. You haven't met all of us, up close and personal.

[accidents]

True. How personal do you have to get to notice?

Maybe smaller is a tiny bit annoying.

[thatboyisamonster]

Considering you know our stories, it is possible to be noticed, though you may live to regret it.

[accidents]

A life of constantly questioning behavior of the gods. Yeah, definitely a lot of regret if you notice too much.

It might be too late for me now. I know too much.

[thatboyisamonster]

It can be our little secret.