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[Jack is sitting cross-legged on the floor of his room, two bunnies sitting next to him. He gently pets one on the head.]

Hypothetically speaking, how many of you would be interested in having a celebration that isn't creepy and involves lots of lights?

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Eighteen.

That's not as bad as I thought.

Well, eighteen would be how many you'd start with and then... ya know. Bunnies.

You'd have like fifty.

I could have fifty bunnies.

Don't have fifty bunnies.

But I have four bunnies. Do the math.

Loki's going to try to kill you.

I think I can handle one uptight, conceited god if I've managed to so far.

Of course but he might take it out on the bunnies.

Point-- there are plenty of other ways to annoy a roommate.

Do you have to annoy your roommate?

I annoy him by existing alone so I might as well make a game out of it.

I guess your personalities don't match up. As long as you're not shoving eighty bunnies in one room.

I have something much worse, and less cruel to bunnies, in mind.

Does it involve a different animal?

No animals will be harmed in the making of this prank.

Mmkay then. Proceed.

So what is it?

If you must insist.

I'm going to throw pink glitter everywhere, freeze the faucets, and maybe leave a stuffed animal or two to calm him down.

Haha oh man. You're like the worst roommate ever.
What would you have to ground up to get pink glitter?

You can be anything if you try hard enough.
Something kind of metallic. And pink. Or it could be painted.

That would never stop being everywhere.

It's the prank that never loses its charm.

It's a good one, I'll give you that.

Thank you, I try.

You're welcome.

Wouldn't you end up tracking pink glitter everywhere too succeeding on this one? You're completely okay with that?

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