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[subspaceflowers]

So protip for those of you who encounter bats: They don't like buckets. Don't worry. I got my rabies shot and I think I'll be okay. It doesn't even hurt much anymore.

On the plus side, the bats are kinda cool for Halloween, right? And speaking of Halloween, I need RSVP for the party on Thursday night. I need to know how much beer and snacks to buy.

And Nathan? Think you could come over for a while? I need your help deciding which dress looks best with which stockings. I promise you can help me out of them when I'm done trying them on. Also, I'm starving.

Comments

[brotimaeus]

buckets.
really?
shit, ill have to keep that one in mind for the next time one decides my face looks like a good food source.
(it wasnt, by the way, and i told it so but it wouldnt listen)
(were not on speaking terms anymore)

[subspaceflowers]

That bat sounds like a dick.

[brotimaeus]

normally id go for a more colorful description but yeah.
that bat was a dick.

[subspaceflowers]

and... how are we feeling after the attack?

[brotimaeus]

uh.
yeah, totally fine.
a bit wiped i guess but i figure thats the shots.

[reanimated]

Of course love, what could go wrong?

[subspaceflowers]

If you get me dinner, I promise you that I'll definitely make it more than worth your while.

[reanimated]

Sure sure sure, of course, anything. What would you like?

[subspaceflowers]

Blood.

[reanimated]

RUN THAT BY ME ONE MORE TIME

[subspaceflowers]

I don't want to hurt anyone, Nathan. Please? I've been working on this hypnosis thing and I'm pretty sure I can make sure that it doesn't even hurt you.

[reanimated]

ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO HYPNOTISE ME AND DRINK ME LIKE A STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI UNTIL I DIE?!

[reanimated]

You are LOADS kinkier than I was aware of.

[reanimated]

ALSO NO, WHAT THE FUCK!

[subspaceflowers]

It's not like I want to, but you're my best option. I don't even think I can drink my roommate, and I don't really know any of the other people who can't die.

Please? I never ask anything from you.

[reanimated]

Oh this is just FUCKED UP.

[reanimated]

Alright but you do realise that's asking QUITE A LOT! I know I'm supposed to be signing up for this hero shit and what good are my powers if I can't use them to protect the common mortal man from certain death (albeit certain sexy death in this case) but FUCK THAT

[detectivewonder]

You know I'll be attending, as long as I'm still invited. But for my health... I won't be drinking... beer.

[subspaceflowers]

I'm afraid I'm the same way. Kinda blows, but maybe there's a good substitute.

[detectivewonder]

If it's bring your own, I'm sure some of the guests will bring something suitable.

[private to tim]

[subspaceflowers]

That's probably true.

How are you holding up?

[private]

[detectivewonder]

An October renaissance. I haven't felt this fine in months.

[private]

[subspaceflowers]

Good. I'm glad to hear that. Does that mean you're all better?

[private]

[detectivewonder]

It's like I have a new lease on life.

[private]

[subspaceflowers]

That's what I like to hear.

What are you doing about eating?