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So protip for those of you who encounter bats: They don't like buckets. Don't worry. I got my rabies shot and I think I'll be okay. It doesn't even hurt much anymore.

On the plus side, the bats are kinda cool for Halloween, right? And speaking of Halloween, I need RSVP for the party on Thursday night. I need to know how much beer and snacks to buy.

And Nathan? Think you could come over for a while? I need your help deciding which dress looks best with which stockings. I promise you can help me out of them when I'm done trying them on. Also, I'm starving.

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[reanimated]

AND REALLY WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE I'VE ACTUALLY DEIGNED TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WANTING TO MURDER ME OVER AND OVER FOR THE GREATER GOwait, won't that just turn me into a vampire too?

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I never said anything about murdering you. I won't let you die, I promise. And when you wake up, I'll do anything you want me to as penance. I know how jacked up it is, and I appreciate you being a gentleman about it.

And... I don't think it will. You have to die for that, I think.

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I'm actually going to say yes, aren't I

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Sure, why not. Fuck me, right? Why the fuck not.

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YOU BEST BE GENTLE OR I'M LEAVING, I MEAN IT, I BRUISE LIKE A PEACH

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There's something sexual in there, but given the circumstances, I'll refrain.

Have I mentioned lately that you're kind of the best?

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Ramona, I'm what's commonly referred to as a colossal fucking idiot, but trust me, the kind words are appreciated.

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OH MY GOD I'M AN ALL YOU CAN DRINK BLOOD FOUNTAIN

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Believe it or not, I do know how to treat people like they're not walking buffets

[reanimated]

D'you really? How long have you been at this vampire business exactly?

[subspaceflowers]

Um... a few hours. But human nature dictates that I could potentially revert to a feral state and cannibalize at any moment.