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[amberalert]

I already knew everyone thought I was fictional so we can skip that. Hello.

I'd like to note that the ballpit doesn't have any of those tubes I get to crawl into like all big play places are supposed to have and this is a let down as a new arrival here. You know what I'm talking about, right? The ones with the tiny windows at dead ends and going through them makes your hair stick up with static and they always lead to a slide eventually?
You're really missing out not having those.

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[freezespirited]

Now, why would I do something like that?

[amberalert]

You wouldn't! You'd have to be dull to.

[freezespirited]

I'm not dull! I fight dull.

[amberalert]

Good. I'd be disappointed if you didn't.

[freezespirited]

And you'd ought to be, because I'd be very disappointing. You ever race at thirty miles per hour or faster wondering if you're going to turn in time to miss that wall or not?

[amberalert]

Sure. And then I go faster to make that turn a little more exciting.

[freezespirited]

But only when you're about to graze past it.

[amberalert]

Of course. Any earlier and you don't risk smashing your face as much.

[freezespirited]

It's not nearly as fun if there isn't any risk of smashing someone's face involved.

[amberalert]

Finally someone who gets it.

[freezespirited]

It's a wonder our teeth are intact.

[amberalert]

You actually hit the wall?

[freezespirited]

What? No. Maybe. Maybe five times but that's less than most skateboarders.

[amberalert]

I would hope so. Skateboarders have it in for teeth.

[freezespirited]

Luckily, they don't need teeth to skate.

[amberalert]

It might make speaking normally a bit difficult, however. Not that they need to speak to skate either.

[freezespirited]

They don't need to, but that would be impressive. And distracting.

[amberalert]

I wonder if the really bad skaters eat through straws.

[freezespirited]

They probably have an entire straw collection.

[amberalert]

Mostly made of the loopy ones, I'd imagine.

[freezespirited]

The loopy ones that make it especially hard to drink anything that isn't water? I'm sure they do.

[amberalert]

Those are the best kind.

[freezespirited]

The very best.

[amberalert]

No argument to be had about that.