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[amberalert]

I already knew everyone thought I was fictional so we can skip that. Hello.

I'd like to note that the ballpit doesn't have any of those tubes I get to crawl into like all big play places are supposed to have and this is a let down as a new arrival here. You know what I'm talking about, right? The ones with the tiny windows at dead ends and going through them makes your hair stick up with static and they always lead to a slide eventually?
You're really missing out not having those.

Comments

[badtaste]

You might wanna be careful. I'm pretty sure someone peed in there.

[amberalert]

I think it's been cleaned up recently.

[badtaste]

Good 'cause when I was living there it definitely smelled like the grossest part of a subway station. Did they seriously just put you in there straight on arrival? That must suck.

[amberalert]

I don't see anything wrong with it. It has a ballpit, a significant lack of adult supervision, and apparently a mayor that provides canned soup. I'm all set.

[badtaste]

I mean my adult supervision is a 17 year old who's currently destroying our apartment but I guess I see your point. Though the government here does give you money to buy your own soup.

[amberalert]

I'd rather not deal with something like money.

[badtaste]

Is that like a communist thing, or...?

[amberalert]

Haha, no. No. Definitely not that.
It's a childish thing. I'd only want it if it's shiny.