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[squidissension]

wwhat is the most important thing in life to you because i need to find somethin that can be important to me too

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[groans]

You couldn't think of somet..hing?

[squidissension]

youre as fuckin helpful as usual

[groans]

Sorry.

[riseup]

ghostbusters.

[squidissension]

those arent evven real
im askin seriously

[veryproud]

A lot of people tend to answer this with friendship.

[squidissension]

wwell great
i dont havve any a those

[veryproud]

Positive?

What about something sentimental?

[badtaste]

Family. And helping people.

[thneed]

Money.

[thneed]

No wait. I mean happiness.
Money's a way to get happiness.

[riseup]

and i'm answering you seriously.
ghostbusters, eridan.

+1

[reanimated]

Money gets you everything good in life, that's a fucking fact.

[squidissension]

oh great
this asshole
like i really need advvice from fuckin you

[squidissension]

i dont havve a family and helpin people is a wwaste a time so theres another miss

[thneed]

Oh, come on. I'm always nice to you.

[squidissension]

thats not a real answwer

[squidissension]

nobody wwhod wwant to be
i dont havve anythin like that
kan broke my wwand before i got here

[riseup]

fine, you caught me.
dino nuggets.

[squidissension]

i knoww but thats it youre too fuckin nice
evveryone is like oh friendship
like a guy wwhos literally friends wwith the entire island is gonna come here and say wwhat the key to findin somethin important is
wwait money?
mister popular said money?
uh
thats wweird

[squidissension]

stop pushing cluckbeast nubs on me
i told you theyre disgustin and i wwont eat them

[notvictorious]

But Eridan, it's tuna of the land.

[riseup]

you're missing out, dude.
maybe that's why nothing is important to you, because you reject everything awesome!

[notvictorious]

Also a fact- money is worthless on this island.

[reanimated]

I'M THINKING IN THE BROAD SPECTRUM LONG TERM FOREST HERE ROBOCOP