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[brotimaeus]

for sale: one (1) dave strider.
for a rabbit or equal cash value.
inquire within.

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[callbacks]

ok im insulted on a number of levels but mostly
who do you think could afford this fine piece of work

[brotimaeus]

anyone who can afford a rabbit.

[callbacks]

youre clearly not paying attention to supply and demand dude
you could get so much more money out of this than advertised
oh well enjoy your rabbit hope you like the literal pools of cash youre missing out on

[thneed]

Hmmm. Why are you selling that Dave? Is it defective?

[brotimaeus]

no hes in complete working order.
hes even housetrained.

[thneed]

What's the cash value of a Dave? I think I technically already paid it.

[fuckincakewake]

i can buy davey w peaches!

[thneed]

I think Dr.Peaches would be overpaying.

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[alwaysimpure]

Rabbit, eh? Can he come out of a top hat?

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[brotimaeus]

dave?
idk
probably.
if the hats big enough.

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[alwaysimpure]

I'm a wizard, I hear pulling them out of hats is what we're supposed to do with rabbits.

[fuckincakewake]

hey im his mama
how is he urs to sell

[callbacks]

the lady has a point
how much would you ask for me

[fuckincakewake]

well what am i sellin u to
white slavery
that island from troll pinnichio
juanes cuz their buyback prices are supes not competitive

[brotimaeus]

gotta be a real special rabbit i dont know if anyones gonna be able to meet the criteria
i got specifics in mind.

1/3 I'm sorry

[librariansheart]

What?!

2/3

[librariansheart]

B-but--!

done

[librariansheart]

Mister. Strider, you are severely undervaluing your little brother! Not to mention that selling people like that is highly illegal.

[roseate]

$3.62.
That's all the money I have in my immediate vicinity.
Also,
Why are you selling him.

[fuckincakewake]

hold on ill get u ur allowance

[brotimaeus]

not bad for an opening bid.
and he brought it on himself.

[reallylovehats]

I have a hat that looks like a rabbit does that count

[brotimaeus]

im afraid not.
but if you can somehow trade that hat for a real rabbit then we can talk.

[tookthename]

Do I want to know why you're trying to sell Dave or should I just offer you Thumper and call it a day?

[brotimaeus]

think carefully about what youre asking me.
ill give you one chance to come up with your own answer.