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This island is disgusting. Think of the children.

You're going to traumatize our young minds with your uncontrollable plant-induced snogging.
How long is this going to go on?

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You could make a fort and fight the enemies trying to get past your walls until it's over. Play the floor is lava. Draw on the walls.

So what, I'd just end up stuck in the air for a week?

The plan itself is dull. I'm not dull. I knew to do all of those.

Possibly.

Good. Keep fighting. You can't give up now.

Maybe I'll follow your example.

But you, unlike me, actually have a roommate occupying your space.

I'm sure he'll be just as eager to avoid me.

You could accidentally run into each other.

Not if we stay in separate rooms.

Two tricksters in the house and you're both going to stay in your rooms?

I'm not saying it won't be difficult, but it'll be worth it. As fun as it is to normally bother Loki, I'm not going to go that far and have him trying to get his revenge for the next century.

True...

If you release an animal into his room, would he have to kiss it?

Only one way to find out.

How about a squirrel?

A squirrel works. For now. We'll upgrade the animal if it works to something with a giant tongue.

Like a goat!

Or a miniature horse.

Or a regular sized horse.

Even better!

Where can we find one of those?

At a farm or a horse ranch. Okay, time to start looking.

After you put on some sort of protection so you don't kiss the entire farm when you find it.

I'll cover my face with something. That counts, doesn't it?

I think so. Something like a gas mask.

Which will entail searching the city for said gas mask because I don't just keep one lying around.

What about an upside down fishbowl?

We have a fish? That could work. Or a pot.

I don't think you can see through the pot.

I could see the ground. That would be enough.