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[amberalert]

This island is disgusting. Think of the children.

You're going to traumatize our young minds with your uncontrollable plant-induced snogging.
How long is this going to go on?

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[watersacrificed]

You're assuming the island can think at all.

But, hopefully this will only last a few days. I'd stay indoors if I were you.

[amberalert]

Why would you assume it can't?

And become cornered?

[watersacrificed]

Because we're on a piece of land that's floating around.

Would you rather be kissed by random people?

Or would you rather be the kisser and not the kisse...?

[amberalert]

And you're a meat sack filled with liquids.

I'd rather not kiss anyone and stay on a roof where there aren't any plants above my head.

[fuckincakewake]

awwww petey
u dun wanna get smooched?

[amberalert]

It would be a very grown up thing to do.

[fuckincakewake]

i dunno
i think theres waaaay more grown up things 2 ppl can do together

[amberalert]

I don't doubt that.

[freezespirited]

You're right. This is wrong.

I propose attempting to destroy whatever it takes to get rid of these plants.

[amberalert]

Destroy? Are we burning all the mistletoe?

[freezespirited]

Sure. Why not? You go ahead and burn it, and I'll stay back to make sure it doesn't spread.

[amberalert]

I had no idea you were okay with children playing with fire.

[reallylovehats]

Uh, yeah, think of me.

[amberalert]

That 'uh' doesn't seem so sure.

[subspaceflowers]

What, are you afraid of cooties? I thought you were too old for that.

[amberalert]

"I thought you were too old" is a sentence that makes me feel sick to my stomach.

And I'm not afraid of them. I just don't want to catch them. It's perfectly reasonable.

[subspaceflowers]

Duly noted.

So then how would one catch the cooties?

[sunflowersister]

Oh dear. If it helps, I've noticed that nothing untoward ever actually happens to children here, even with the mistletoe....

[amberalert]

Really, mother? That's good.

[sunflowersister]

I was very worried for a while but it seems the worst the younger ones get is an eyeful on the streets, which I certainly wouldn't call APPROPRIATE, but at least

[sunflowersister]

I

Oh

[sunflowersister]

I'm not sure if you're making fun of me.

[miniholmes]

I'm staying indoors.

[amberalert]

A wise choice on your behalf.

[miniholmes]

You could just stay indoors too.