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This island is disgusting. Think of the children.

You're going to traumatize our young minds with your uncontrollable plant-induced snogging.
How long is this going to go on?

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Do toothbrushes taste like mint?

No. The toothpaste does.

Toothpaste?

The Toothfairy is going to be so upset if you don't know what that is, Jack.

She'll be fine. Is it like candy for brushing?

Mmhm. It's like teeth soap that tastes like candy.

Soap never tastes like candy. Are you making this up?

I am not. I'm being completely honest about this one. Take a tube of toothpaste and squeeze a bit in your mouth.

Okay. Do you have any toothpaste?

That I do. It's blue too.

I'm borrowing your toothpaste. Promise not to use it all.

Are you breaking into my bathroom?

Technically the whole apartment, but yeah if you want to put it that way.

You're disturbing my safe zone.

Fine, I'll get my own.

Just take it if you're already in here somewhere.

I'm not yet. I don't even remember where your apartment is.

Good. I'm not going to tell you until the plants are gone. Go steal someone else's toothpaste.

You're hiding? You should be hiding. I should be hiding. Why haven't I've done that yet? Stealing can wait. It's too dangerous out there. It's awful. You're better off where you are.

I didn't need to stop hiding to set my own roof on fire a little. Where are you even? You're being far too risky. You'll get stuck in a liplock.

You were only going to set your roof on fire? I've been in the sky. I can't get stuck if no one can reach.

No, of course not. I went out the window to burn the mistletoe and there was quite a lot of it that caught fire and spread. So I put it out after the roof was sufficiently singed. The mistletoe still prevailed and I decided that wasn't going to work and went back inside.

What if you get stuck because it's directly under you on the ground?

The mistletoe should have burnt after all that. Staying inside's a good plan. Until people stop kissing.

Going by that logic, you would have gotten stuck for being directly in front of the mistletoe.

A dreadfully dull plan but it's only for now.

I think it's only up or down.

You could make a fort and fight the enemies trying to get past your walls until it's over. Play the floor is lava. Draw on the walls.

So what, I'd just end up stuck in the air for a week?