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This island is disgusting. Think of the children.

You're going to traumatize our young minds with your uncontrollable plant-induced snogging.
How long is this going to go on?

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You're disturbing my safe zone.

Fine, I'll get my own.

Just take it if you're already in here somewhere.

I'm not yet. I don't even remember where your apartment is.

Good. I'm not going to tell you until the plants are gone. Go steal someone else's toothpaste.

You're hiding? You should be hiding. I should be hiding. Why haven't I've done that yet? Stealing can wait. It's too dangerous out there. It's awful. You're better off where you are.

I didn't need to stop hiding to set my own roof on fire a little. Where are you even? You're being far too risky. You'll get stuck in a liplock.

You were only going to set your roof on fire? I've been in the sky. I can't get stuck if no one can reach.

No, of course not. I went out the window to burn the mistletoe and there was quite a lot of it that caught fire and spread. So I put it out after the roof was sufficiently singed. The mistletoe still prevailed and I decided that wasn't going to work and went back inside.

What if you get stuck because it's directly under you on the ground?

The mistletoe should have burnt after all that. Staying inside's a good plan. Until people stop kissing.

Going by that logic, you would have gotten stuck for being directly in front of the mistletoe.

A dreadfully dull plan but it's only for now.

I think it's only up or down.

You could make a fort and fight the enemies trying to get past your walls until it's over. Play the floor is lava. Draw on the walls.

So what, I'd just end up stuck in the air for a week?

The plan itself is dull. I'm not dull. I knew to do all of those.

Possibly.

Good. Keep fighting. You can't give up now.

Maybe I'll follow your example.

But you, unlike me, actually have a roommate occupying your space.

I'm sure he'll be just as eager to avoid me.

You could accidentally run into each other.

Not if we stay in separate rooms.

Two tricksters in the house and you're both going to stay in your rooms?

I'm not saying it won't be difficult, but it'll be worth it. As fun as it is to normally bother Loki, I'm not going to go that far and have him trying to get his revenge for the next century.

True...

If you release an animal into his room, would he have to kiss it?

Only one way to find out.

How about a squirrel?

A squirrel works. For now. We'll upgrade the animal if it works to something with a giant tongue.

Like a goat!

Or a miniature horse.