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[amberalert]

This island is disgusting. Think of the children.

You're going to traumatize our young minds with your uncontrollable plant-induced snogging.
How long is this going to go on?

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[amberalert]

What's that, Jack? You wanted that horse in your room?

[freezespirited]

How are you gonna get it there, Peter, without leaving the apartment?

[amberalert]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[freezespirited]

Yeah, actually, I would like to know.

[amberalert]

How badly? I think it might be funner if I don't tell you.

[freezespirited]

On second thought, I don't really want to know at all.

[amberalert]

You can't use reverse psychology on me.

The horse is named Betsy.

[freezespirited]

Wait, you actually found a horse?

[amberalert]

Surprise!

[freezespirited]

Great! Bring her over!

[amberalert]

Do you think she'll fit through the window?

[freezespirited]

If not, we can make a bigger window.

[amberalert]

Or wait! I'll let her run up the stairs and kick the door in. That'll be better.

[freezespirited]

Perfect! Catch him off guard. You'll have to make sure she kicks in the right door.

[amberalert]

She could kick every door for all I care. Which one was yours again?

[freezespirited]

Second one on the second floor, North building.

[amberalert]

I'm having deja vu with my directions. Is it on the right?
She's coming up.

[freezespirited]

What do you know. It is on the right!
I think I can hear her.

[amberalert]

Second on the right. How about that.
She is a very large horse. I'm not surprised.

[freezespirited]

I have no idea what you mean.
Anything less would be unacceptable. Loki is a very tall god.

[amberalert]

Naturally. You wouldn't want one that can't reach his face.
Is she there yet?

[freezespirited]

She's here right...now! Wow, you weren't kidding.

[amberalert]

Isn't she pretty? Did you kiss her?

[freezespirited]

Very pretty, and no, I did not. I refuse to betray my roommate that way.

[amberalert]

That's a true friendship right there.