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[amberalert]

This island is disgusting. Think of the children.

You're going to traumatize our young minds with your uncontrollable plant-induced snogging.
How long is this going to go on?

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[freezespirited]

Wow! You should be proud. I'm surprised you have teeth.

[amberalert]

I didn't say I didn't have one.

[freezespirited]

You have a toothbrush? Why?

[amberalert]

Why not?

[freezespirited]

Doesn't seem very fun.

[amberalert]

Minty bubbly spit isn't fun?

[freezespirited]

What's minty and bubbly?

[amberalert]

Your spit when your brush.

[freezespirited]

Do toothbrushes taste like mint?

[amberalert]

No. The toothpaste does.

[freezespirited]

Toothpaste?

[amberalert]

The Toothfairy is going to be so upset if you don't know what that is, Jack.

[freezespirited]

She'll be fine. Is it like candy for brushing?

[amberalert]

Mmhm. It's like teeth soap that tastes like candy.

[freezespirited]

Soap never tastes like candy. Are you making this up?

[amberalert]

I am not. I'm being completely honest about this one. Take a tube of toothpaste and squeeze a bit in your mouth.

[freezespirited]

Okay. Do you have any toothpaste?

[amberalert]

That I do. It's blue too.

[freezespirited]

I'm borrowing your toothpaste. Promise not to use it all.

[amberalert]

Are you breaking into my bathroom?

[freezespirited]

Technically the whole apartment, but yeah if you want to put it that way.

[amberalert]

You're disturbing my safe zone.

[freezespirited]

Fine, I'll get my own.

[amberalert]

Just take it if you're already in here somewhere.

[freezespirited]

I'm not yet. I don't even remember where your apartment is.