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[amberalert]

This island is disgusting. Think of the children.

You're going to traumatize our young minds with your uncontrollable plant-induced snogging.
How long is this going to go on?

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[amberalert]

From the fall or their insanity?

[freezespirited]

Their insanity. The fall could go either way.

[amberalert]

I don't know. Some people don't recover from insanity.

[freezespirited]

Not always. But this kind's pretty harmless.

[amberalert]

Unless it escalates and they try to destroy any competition they might have for your affections.

[freezespirited]

If anyone else was interested, I might be worried more.

[amberalert]

How do you know they aren't? They could be on the down low. Stalking you from the shadows muttering about your bone structure.

[freezespirited]

Is that why I've felt like I've been watched lately? I knew something was off.

[amberalert]

What ever will you do?

[freezespirited]

I don't know. This hasn't happened before. Any suggestions?

[amberalert]

Freeze them and deal with them later.

[freezespirited]

Sounds like something I'd do anyway. I'll go with it.

[fuckincakewake]

ok
what the fuck are u guys talkin about??
i go play spyro for like 10 mins
dropping ppl off burnin roofs
and insanity
and chapped lips
whaaaat

[amberalert]

Boys are a strange bunch, mother.

[fuckincakewake]

oh the strangest
am i supposed to believe kisses from either of u will make a gurl crazy?
cuz
that doest sound very scientific
might need some professional testin :3

[amberalert]

Maybe. I don't know if either of us have evidence to back up the theory.

You should start tests with Jack. He has a nicer face.

[fuckincakewake]

who told u that u didnt have a nice face?
ill bat them up at school tomorrow
oh shit school
thats gonna be awkward with the kissin n all

[amberalert]

Was I supposed to be going to that?

[fuckincakewake]

ofc
school is there to socialize us into proper adults

[freezespirited]

Yes, send him to school. He was just telling me how much he regrets not going. He's especially excited about math.

[amberalert]

What's that, Jack? You wanted that horse in your room?

[freezespirited]

How are you gonna get it there, Peter, without leaving the apartment?

[fuckincakewake]

who isnt excited about math
u get to use equations and shit
its like chemsitry but without the satisfaction
math is the tease of academia
such suspense

[amberalert]

Then I was completely right to skip it.

[fuckincakewake]

lunch is pretty fun
u could stage a food fight
or each 17 chix nug