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[amberalert]

This island is disgusting. Think of the children.

You're going to traumatize our young minds with your uncontrollable plant-induced snogging.
How long is this going to go on?

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[fuckincakewake]

ok
what the fuck are u guys talkin about??
i go play spyro for like 10 mins
dropping ppl off burnin roofs
and insanity
and chapped lips
whaaaat

[amberalert]

Boys are a strange bunch, mother.

[fuckincakewake]

oh the strangest
am i supposed to believe kisses from either of u will make a gurl crazy?
cuz
that doest sound very scientific
might need some professional testin :3

[amberalert]

Maybe. I don't know if either of us have evidence to back up the theory.

You should start tests with Jack. He has a nicer face.

[fuckincakewake]

who told u that u didnt have a nice face?
ill bat them up at school tomorrow
oh shit school
thats gonna be awkward with the kissin n all

[amberalert]

Was I supposed to be going to that?

[fuckincakewake]

ofc
school is there to socialize us into proper adults

[freezespirited]

Yes, send him to school. He was just telling me how much he regrets not going. He's especially excited about math.

[amberalert]

What's that, Jack? You wanted that horse in your room?

[freezespirited]

How are you gonna get it there, Peter, without leaving the apartment?

[amberalert]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[freezespirited]

Yeah, actually, I would like to know.

[amberalert]

How badly? I think it might be funner if I don't tell you.

[freezespirited]

On second thought, I don't really want to know at all.

[fuckincakewake]

who isnt excited about math
u get to use equations and shit
its like chemsitry but without the satisfaction
math is the tease of academia
such suspense

[freezespirited]

I know. It's the...language of the universe. Or something. What you said.

[fuckincakewake]

o jackie
do u need help with the mathin

[freezespirited]

Oh, well, I might. But I'm not taking it this year.

[fuckincakewake]

u takin this year independent study i take it

[amberalert]

Then I was completely right to skip it.

[fuckincakewake]

lunch is pretty fun
u could stage a food fight
or each 17 chix nug

[amberalert]

Tempting.
I'd only show up for lunch.

[fuckincakewake]

cool u can sit w us
careful callin me mom in front of davey tho
he might get jealous

[amberalert]

Is us the cool table?
I'll try not to.

[fuckincakewake]

u know it
were the coolest kids at school