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[amberalert]

This island is disgusting. Think of the children.

You're going to traumatize our young minds with your uncontrollable plant-induced snogging.
How long is this going to go on?

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[amberalert]

That's almost sad. I feel like I'll end the day with a broken arm.

[freezespirited]

Broken arms impress people. Everyone will want to sign your cast and know who you beat up to get it.

[amberalert]

Well, you'll have to get one too. And we'll tell everyone we fought.

[freezespirited]

Okay, how do you plan on doing that?

[amberalert]

By getting casts and pretending? Obviously.
Do you think I'd actually break our arms?

[freezespirited]

Well-- yeah-- it wouldn't be the first time bones were broken. But let's go with your idea instead.

[amberalert]

Jack, please. I'm not letting you do that on purpose.

[freezespirited]

So what color cast do you want?

[amberalert]

What are the choices?

[freezespirited]

Sunny day blue, bubblegum pink, fire hot orange, and green.

[amberalert]

No creative name for green?

[freezespirited]

Green like the grass cows eat green.

[amberalert]

Cows?

Giant beanstalk green.

[freezespirited]

Giant beanstalk green works too.

[amberalert]

It sounds far better. And so would magic potion green. Pixie dust green?

Giant magic beanstalk dust potion green.

[freezespirited]

Is pixie dust really green?

Giant magic beanstalk dust potion green is the most creative name for any color.

[amberalert]

There's sort of a spectrum when it comes to the dust. I think it's because every fairy has a designated color. Depends on where you get it. Blue, pink, black from the nasty ones, so on. Neverland only has the green.

Green is the most creative color.

[freezespirited]

Does different dust have different properties? So you've met other fairies outside of Neverland.

It's okay.

[amberalert]

Depends on what you're doing with it, really. Same basic properties till you get to the nitty gritty details. Sure, I know plenty of fairies.

Says you. What's so great about blue?

[freezespirited]

Fairies are tricky. Never met one who dusted, though.

It looks cool.

[amberalert]

What sort of fairies have you met?

Cooler than green?

[freezespirited]

Mostly the winter kinds, and a few I've borrowed trinkets from that resulted in a forty three year prank war. Then there's Tooth and her tooth fairies.

Do you even need to ask that?

[amberalert]

You have to tell me about that prank war sometime. Is the Toothfairy nice? I've never had the pleasure.

[freezespirited]

Perhaps. She's very nice, very lively and talkative. She's got wings like a dragonfly's, and a bunch of jade colored feathers. You'd like her. But she has a thing for sticking her hands in people's mouths.

[amberalert]

Does she take the teeth right out of your mouth when she sticks her hands in there?