the only christmas special that matters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bUaSejbFqI

[reanimated]

Now keeping in mind this is the first day I've been sober in a fortnight thanks to Connor being a shite barkeep, Lau being a brilliant genius and Lydia's birthday— and also keeping in mind my childhood was already proper fucked up without any help, and ALSO also keeping in mind that I was KIDNAPPED by that jolly fatarse two years ago (AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS) so I've got history with him:




Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that Santa fucked my mum?

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE WEREWOLVES

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MOLLY DON'T READ THIS

[notvictorious]

You know Santa's not a real person, right? Tell me you know this. I need to hear the words.

[totesadorbz]

what

[totesadorbz]

GROSS

[totesadorbz]

SANTA??????????????