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[worldsonly]

For my birthday I demand no less than six unsolved homicides, double or
higher, two pairs of green eyes, unlimited access to the former Stark
Tower, and whatever passes for Windex around here.
SH

Comments

[heartofbakerst]

Just to be clear... have you ever actually been out drinking before?

[worldsonly]

Oh, sure. The boys and I used to hit every pub in London on weekends.

[heartofbakerst]

Sometimes I can't tell when you're being serious or not.

If that's what you want, I think I can limber up and have a night out. It's been a while, but I think I can confidently manage.

[worldsonly]

Of course not.

I don't care, it was your suggestion.

[heartofbakerst]

Well I don't want you to do something you don't want to. I know how much you hate being out with people but... maybe if you're with me it won't be so bad?

[worldsonly]

Well, it's not a triple homicide, but it'll do in a pinch.

[heartofbakerst]

Brilliant. Do you want me to phone Irene and have her look after Shinichi for the night, then?

[worldsonly]

If you think her per-hour babysitting fees won't be the same as her last career.

[heartofbakerst]

God, I hope not. Luckily, she seems to genuinely enjoy Shinichi's company. Any chance we can convince her it's not actually babysitting?

[worldsonly]

I am quite certain she will not actually consider Shinichi's
presence a burden for which she should be compensated.