MAGICAL PARTY TIME

[alwaysimpure]

My life is terrible and a mess, so I'm giving a party tonight.

Alcohol, magic, drinking games enforced by magic, we'll party like it's Hogsmeade in 1976. Magic shop, soon as it's dark.

Be there or... Don't risk waking up a different colour than you're used to.


[Private to the Once-ler]

I really, really need to talk to you, mate. It's serious. No pun intended.


[Private to James]

I need a talk with as little judging and much perspective as possible.


[Private to Sheska]

I owe you... A lot. Can we meet?

Comments

[geminated_man]

Ace. Been a while since I've had a good pizza and a drink together.

[alwaysimpure]

I know. I've had drinks and I've had pizza, but neither's been very good.

You know I'm not just over her, right? I just. Gotta do something.

[geminated_man]

No, I know. I'ms till broken up about her too. Little glad, though. This place blows donkey cock. It's not good enough for her.

[alwaysimpure]

Yeah. Guess so. And she has that Simon, back there. For a while at least, I gather.

Do you know him?

[geminated_man]

Simon? Oh yeah, he and I were great mates. Best friends you could say. Bit starey, but I like the bloke.

[alwaysimpure]

Good. I mean. I'm not good at sharing, but it's not like that, anyway. So. Good.

Fuck.

Define 'starey'.

[geminated_man]

Just... starey. Not much blinking and he's kinda quiet.

What else does it mean?

[alwaysimpure]

What do I know, I never heard someone described as starey. I get it, though.

You play poker?

[geminated_man]

Not well, no. Pretty rubbish at it, actually. Why?

[alwaysimpure]

Because if I'm actually using magic to enforce stripping rules, I want to make sure you benefit.

What can you play?

[geminated_man]

Make sure I benefit? I'm fairly certain that once the ladies get a nice long look at my massive cock that I won't need any help benefitting.

[alwaysimpure]

You'll keep your panties on, Rudy.

Or maybe I will check you out.

[Threatening confused sexualities since 19seventy-something.]

[geminated_man]

Then it's hardly strip poker, is it? Not much incentive to play well if you've got to keep your pants on.

I wouldn't blame you for looking, mate. It is pretty impressive. Just no touching. Not allowed.

[alwaysimpure]

You can take everything else off. You have to leave something for special people to discover.

Not really my type, so you're safe.

Are you both coming, speaking of people that are more atractive?

[geminated_man]

Yeah, we'll both be there. Can't say anything for his willingness to play the game. Probably wouldn't be wise, however, seeing as we're identical in every way. Matching tattoos might scare people off.

[alwaysimpure]

I didn't think he'd be willing. He can just stand aside and look pretty. Or play some other game. Everything's more fun with magic and alcohol.

[geminated_man]

Maybe. Get him to unpucker his little arsehole for a while. Though, last time he got drunk, he ended up pretty much just destroying some girl's car. One of our exes, doesn't really matter.

[alwaysimpure]

I'm giving a party, no collateral damage would just be a downer.

[geminated_man]

Then you'd better load this party up with a lot more to drink.

[alwaysimpure]

Trust me, mate. You won't be lacking.