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[cloneororiginal]

Ya know, the only thing I like 'bout this month is all the chocolate that's available.

Seriously, even chocolate shots are bein' sold in some weird little packs. Might be the only way t'deal wit all those candy chalk hearts and pinks.

Which reminds me, Conrad! The bar doin' anythin' for the holiday?

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[geminated_man]

Chocolate shots? Seriously?

If one were to want to obtain some of these chocolate-alcohol blends, where might one find them?

[cloneororiginal]

I found some when I went to the market. Then again you could do the same with chocolate Smirnoff.

How have you been?

[geminated_man]

Been good. Bored out of me frigging mind is all. Been a little embarrassed to come see you if I'm being completely honest.

[cloneororiginal]

Embarrassed? Why?

[geminated_man]

Outing meself as a mental doesn't do well for me self esteem, love.

[cloneororiginal]

There are worse things you could be. At least you didn't out yourself as a crazy drug dealer.

[geminated_man]

Yeah, but people actually like drug dealers. I know I do.

Not much call on the streets for a bloke with multiple personalities runnin round inside his head.

[cloneororiginal]

You wouldn't like Vic, dumb as shit and had a nasty streak about him at times.

That doesn't matter to me. We're all fucked up in one way or another.

[geminated_man]

Well they'd be a pretty shit drug dealer if they didn't have to get nasty every now and then. Part of the job, y'see.

...Really? You don't mind?

[cloneororiginal]

Meant the part where they want t'raise their gun t'you.

Yeah, I don't mind it.

[geminated_man]

Yeah. That part sucks.

You, madam, are a right angel, you know that?

[cloneororiginal]

Ya know, the more y'keep sayin' that, the harder I find it t'believe.

[geminated_man]

I'll stop saying it when you stop acting like it.

So you don't like pink. What do you like?

[cloneororiginal]

Turning up the charm, aren't you?

Eh? Anythin' I guess. Minus pink and those horrible chalk hearts.

[geminated_man]

Are you daring to imply that I am not charming every second of every day? You wound me.

Does anyone actually like those chalky hearts? I mean, I guess they're good if you've got heartburn or something.

[cloneororiginal]

Maybe I'm giving you the opportunity t'prove me wrong.

I think the people who like those horrible things are probably the same ones that relish in drinking orange juice after brushing their teeth.

[geminated_man]

Those people are bloody demons, they are.

Maybe I will prove you wrong. I will charm your pants right off.

[cloneororiginal]

Yeah, I hope t'never encounter one of 'em.

[Chuckles] You've gotten my pants off before, love. Or did you forget that?

[geminated_man]

Course I haven't. Couldn't forget a lovely, beautiful rosebud of a vagina like yours, love.

[cloneororiginal]

Oh God, don't talk about it like that.

[geminated_man]

I've gone and embarrassed you, haven't I? Well, if it makes you feel any better, you're free to talk about my cock as much as you like.

[cloneororiginal]

Uh, no. I'm not the one t'kiss 'n tell, love.

[geminated_man]

I can't be blamed for admiring your vagina, love. It's a right beauty. I'd be happy to give it some more attention if you really want me to.

[cloneororiginal]

Oh God, stop it Rudy. Seriously I don't want my personal bits out here for everyone t'hear.

[geminated_man]

Not like everyone doesn't already know that you've got them. You should be proud of your personal bits. I know I am.

[cloneororiginal]

While I am proud of it, I'd rather leave some mystery about myself. Which you're making that very hard to do.

[geminated_man]

Fine, if you insist.

[cloneororiginal]

Yeah, I do insist on that and on something else...

Dunno if you'd be interested, though.

[geminated_man]

Try me. I'm interested in loads of things.

[cloneororiginal]

When you're comin' over again.

[geminated_man]

...

How soon can I come over, then?

[cloneororiginal]

Whenever ya like.

[geminated_man]

Give me ten minutes.

[ He's knocking on her door in 9 minutes and 45 seconds. ]

[cloneororiginal]

Alright.

[And she'll wait the extra fifteen seconds before answering the door dressed in a tank top, jacket and jeans.]

Hey.

[geminated_man]

[ He wasn't really sure what to expect, but seeing her in a good mood is a good start. Rudy's looking a little worn, as though he'd just run down one building and up another. ]

'Llo. Got here... 's fast as I could manage.. Y'look nice. We goin' out?

[cloneororiginal]

Possibly.

[Even though he's already out of breath Sarah doesn't waste time, bridging the gap between them to give him a heated, deep kiss. It doesn't last very long, but it's something she's been wanting to do for quite some time.]

Depends if you want t'stay in or not.

[geminated_man]

[ The kiss is rather unexpected. He's not really used to being greeted by her like that. Not that he's about to complain for a second, and he perks right up, all smiles. ]

Well, we don't have t'go out if you don't want. I mean, I'm just as fine stayin' in, t'be honest. Hear about some of them ideas you've got, then.

[cloneororiginal]

[The kiss ends with her pulling back and giving Rudy a sly smile.]

I was thinking we could stay inside and play a nice game of catch up... [And as she says her suggestion she presses her hips against his, letting him figure out just what was on her mind.]

[geminated_man]

Oh! Oooohh... I see what you're doin' there. Naughty girl, you are. I like the way you're thinkin'.

[ He bends down a bit to pick her up from the thigh, hoisting her up to his hips and stepping in, nudging the door closed with his foot and marching her straight toward her bedroom. ]