re your shitty gameside attendance

[callbacks]

im willing to grant that the weather this month hasnt been ideal for participation in the greatest of american pastimes
by which i mean sitting on your asses and watching shit go down
im a gracious guy i can understand not feeling the patriotic spirit under heavy showers of volcano rock and hot ash
so im absolving everyone of their mens lax duties
but the rink is indoors
if i get out on the ice and see no ones shown up to our last hockey game of the season
im disowning all of you
even those rare souls im somehow not related to
if those actually exist

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[fuckincakewake]

(thx bb ur the best son ever)

[callbacks]

(i know)