Honestly I cannot apologise enough for all the times I've used unsavoury language

[reanimated]

Well, isn't this a pickle? I've spent the past few nights reviewing the network — partially for a bit of light reading, cos I can't seem to find hide nor hair of my Asimov collection, and partially to fill some irreconcilable gaps in my knowledge. For example, how is it possible I never spoke to Iron Man while he was here? Not once? Honestly, talk about missed opportunities, I'm disappointed in myself. I've shared living quarters with an honest to goodness alien for years and never once thought to ask him of the atmospheric makeup of his home planet? WHO AM I? And Victor, it seems we're long overdue for a discussion on the exact nature of nanite technology. Please, regale me.

Also, it seems I've been a bit— well, I'm honestly not one for foul language, but a bit of an arse. I'd like to apologise to anyone I've offended over the years. That kind of behaviour just isn't socially acceptable. I'm not normally like that!

But frankly, quite a lot of what's been said to me on here is hurtful as well, so perhaps we were all feeling out of sorts.

At any rate! I'd be chuffed as chips if we could all come to an understanding and agree to move forward in a more pleasant manner.

Comments

[notvictorious]

dios mio Is this what I sound like

[notvictorious]

asimov

nanine tech

No.

[notvictorious]

no NO NO NO NO

[notvictorious]

THIS IS ALL WRONG

[notvictorious]

WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE ISLAND

[reanimated]

Come on! Please?

[reanimated]

We haven't left the island, are you sure you're feeling well?

[notvictorious]

It's Lost, I just wanted to say it once, forget it

[notvictorious]

Absolutely not. This is so weird. Why are you wearing glasses. I don't like this. Is this what it was like with Victorious? No this must be worse

[subspaceflowers]

Did you hit your head?

[reanimated]

Ohhh, can we actually not get into that? I'm still a little sensitive.

[reanimated]

Not since the last time I died, which frankly happens far too often for my liking. And see, that's the kind of hurtful language I'm talking about! I'm simply expressing my opinions, no need to bring potential brain damage into that. Is that really what everyone thinks of me?

[notvictorious]

What happened? Is this that Virtue club thing? See I listened to your stories, just tell me what curse I have to break

[subspaceflowers]

Yeah, see, when you usually express your opinions, it's usually with colorful metaphor and less wondering about aliens.

Aliens bore you.

Also the glasses thing. If you hit your head, it might've damaged the vision centers in your brain.

Just sayin.

[reanimated]

Oh! In that case, we can put aside nanites for now and get into multiverse theory if you're feeling up to it.

[reanimated]

How could it be a Virtue club thing? That poor girl is dead, God rest her soul.

[notvictorious]

If I punch you in the face will you go back to being normal Nathan?

[notvictorious]

The last person who mentioned multi-verse theory was that hot redheaded girl who told everyone I roofied her party, do you have any idea how long I've wanted to talk about this with someone who didn't accuse me of drugging larges groups of people??

[reanimated]

Considering I'm not suffering from hallucinations or blindness, I'd say my occipital lobe is pleasantly intact.

[subspaceflowers]

Old Nathan wouldn't even be able to spell "occipital". Are you sure you're all right? Are you even Nathan?

[reanimated]

Then why didn't you bring it up! I'm always up for a rousing philosophical debate on just about anything, you know that.

[reanimated]

Yes! And in fairness, I do have a dictionary app.

[reanimated]

Please don't.

[notvictorious]

not like this

[notvictorious]

I suddenly see why I spent so much time getting beat up in high school.