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[squidissension]

im starting to get concerned wwe are all gettin wway too negativve on here
im not tryin to censor this space cause i think the netwwork can make a great soundin board
but im wworried about the long term effects its gonna havve
takin out these feelins online
so if theres somethin botherin you guys i wwant you to knoww im alwways here just to listen
sorry if its none of my business just wwanted to givve you all a quick note of support

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[squidissension]

oh
wwell okay
thanks for thinkin one for me

[riseup]

np dude, any time.
but seriously.
you should probably think about dunking your head in a bucket of ice water or something, this is too weird.

[squidissension]

wwhat like a human fevver?
i wwouldnt drowwn but i dont think thats a good idea
i feel fine

[riseup]

are you sure???
because we have been talking for more than two comments now and you haven't insulted me or hit on me.
that has never happened, in three years.
THREE YEARS, eridan.

[squidissension]

wwhat
cmon john i wwould nevver do that
i respect our friendship
plus that wwouldnt be vvery respectful of a mutual friend either
are you sure youre feelin okay?

[riseup]

the only thing you respect is science.

[riseup]

sorry, "science."

[squidissension]

science isnt the answwer for evverythin john
you havve to havve a little leap a faith sometimes too

[riseup]

hopy shit, this is worse than the all the times you were a douchebag about vriska leaving.

[squidissension]

i really miss her too
if you evver wwanna talk about her im around
just let me knoww

[riseup]

what?
no.
you don't miss her.
since when do you miss her?
since when do you even like her???

[squidissension]

no
of course i miss her
wwhy wwouldnt i miss my friends?
is there something wwrong
i feel like im definitely fuckin missin something here

[riseup]

you and me both dude, because last time i checked you and vriska were mortal enemies but not in the sexy way.

[squidissension]

thats not true
vvris and i wwould rarely argue
let alone wwind up eachothers enemies

[riseup]

god dammit, no, i am not talking to you about vriska.
this is officially too weird for me.

I WASN'T GOING TO INTERRUPT HERE BUT YOU KNOW

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE, ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT WITH HIM.
NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF MY BUSINESS OR I MIND OR ANYTHING BUT IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT GONNA WORK RIGHT NOW.

oh hey there goat simulator

[riseup]

so what if i am???

I THINK I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING ELSE

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT
THERE IS NO "SO WHAT"
THE "SO WHAT" COMPONENT OF THAT SENTIMENT DOESN'T EXIST SEEING AS THERE ARE NO "WHAT"S TO BE HAD ABOUT YOUR PART IN THIS SITUATION
EXCEPT THE "WHAT" I JUST HAD IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION WHILE INITIALLY TALKING ABOUT THE FACT I DON'T HAVE ANY "WHAT"S?
WHICH IS AN INCONTESTABLY CRYSTALLINE INDICATION I HAVE NO ISSUE WITH ANYTHING GOING ON HERE
I'M JUST SAYING HE'S

LIKE GOAT SIMULATOR FOR INSTANCE.

[ihateyouetc]

UGH.
TOO NICE?
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT WAS HIM AT FIRST.
I THOUGHT HE WAS THE OTHER GUY.

[riseup]

what other guy?

gone goat simulatorin'

[riseup]

also, no.
no, karkat. no.
i refuse to accept that there is an eridan who is too nice for me to start at least one tiny little fight with.
there has to be some way!!!

WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW

[ihateyouetc]

YOU DON'T REMEMBER SEEING HIM? HE WAS THE GUY WHO TALKED LIKE THIS.

I THINK I'LL

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT
THAT DOESN'T WORK WHEN THERE AREN'T ANY LETTERS THAT HAVE THE QUIRK IN THEM.

[ihateyouetc]

OK LET'S PRETEND I WAS TYPING SOMETHING LIKE THVWIS WVITH VWORDSVVVVVWWWWWWWWW.
WVWHO THE FUCK EVWEN KNOWVS HOVWWVWVWV THIS WVWVWVWWORKS!
THE WHOLE GENERAL POLITENESS WAS THE SAME EXCEPT HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
ERIDAN ACTUALLY MEANS IT.
HE HASN'T ACCUSED ME OF IGNORING HIM ONCE.

GOAT SIMULATOR

[ihateyouetc]

APPARENTLY WHEREVER HE'S FROM I DON'T SAY MUCH?
HOW COULD I EVEN ARGUE WITH ME IF I DON'T SAY MUCH.
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT.
IT'S JUST TOO WEIRD.