FUCK RUCKUS

[ihateyouetc]

HEY EGBERT

YOU CHERISH TERRIBLE IDEAS LIKE THEY'RE YOUR PERSONAL PINK WIGGLER FAMILIAL RELATION SO READ THIS AWESOME SCREENPLAY I JUST MADE

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[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

...

You might have fun.

[ihateyouetc]

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT HERE

I'M NOT GOING

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[ihateyouetc]

OH WHAT

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

It's just a little disappointing.

[ihateyouetc]

HOW IS THAT DISAPPOINTING

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Even if it sounds odd, I guess I just looked forward to seeing you there.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT







WHY

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

You know, it's the kind of thing you look forward to when a big event happens.

[ihateyouetc]

SEEING ME IS?????

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

GET USED TO BEING DISAPPOINTED

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

I'll remember that.

[riseup]

dances are lame! we signed each other up as pranks, i don't know why that lady took it seriously. so we are not going, but thank you!

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Dances are lame, huh?

Don't hold it against me for going. It sounds like fun.

[ihateyouetc]

EGBERT IS PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY INCAPABLE OF HOLDING ANYTHING AGAINST ANYBODY

AND "PRANKS" ARE LAME

I'M GOING TO CLARIFY WHAT I WAS DOING, WHICH IS NOT PLAYING A PRANK: I WAS RETALIATING.

[riseup]

i don't care if anyone else goes! how can we have a stereotypical prom movie event if people don't go? that would be a sad prom. i bet you will have a lot of fun!

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you too. I'm sure you'll find something interesting to do while everyone's distracted.

[riseup]

oh, i was just going to play more games... when you put it that way, it sounds like i should have big plans.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you come up with something, all the better.

[riseup]

thanks, karkat. i really needed a good laugh after that guy douched up the place. my favorite part is when jack speaks to the audience.

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH I THINK THE BEST PART IS WHEN FUCKRUCKUS DOESN'T GET HIS WHOLE SELF-FULFILLING HOPELESS PROPHECY AND HOW HE FUCKING MADE IT COME TRUE

I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS ASSHOLE JUST FUCKS STUFF UP BECAUSE HE CAN AND IT'S THE ONLY THING HE HAS ANY CONTROL OVER.

[riseup]

i think he is just a lot of talk and no walk! i hope he is busy trying to force someone else to be his kismesis, because i am not going there.

[ihateyouetc]

ACTUALLY, EVEN THOUGH I HATE TO ADMIT IT, THIS DOUCHE CAN BE PRETTY DAMN MENACING.

HE SPENT HIS TIME IN HIS LAND KILLING ANGELS AND DESTROYING EVERYTHING THAT MOVED. IT'S EASY TO FORGET BECAUSE HE'S A HUGE LOSER.

[riseup]

well, i think that HERE he is less scary. trolls have angels? do they have horns, too? because that would make my earth mythology explode.

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH, THEY'RE HORRIBLE MYTHOLOGICAL DEMONS WITH FEATHERY WINGS. I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THEM EXCEPT WHAT SOLLUX SAID.

I COULD ASK ERIDAN BUT FUCK THAT. DON'T CARE ENOUGH.

[riseup]

angels are not demons! they look like this:

[ihateyouetc]

OH FUCK THAT'S THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

NO WONDER PARADOX SPACE USES THAT SHIT TO USHER IN THE END

LOOK AT THOSE GLISTENING PIXELS

[riseup]

honestly, the glitter is optional, i just picked the shittiest looking one. but angels are sweet!

[ihateyouetc]

EGBERT, I KNEW YOU WERE STUPID BUT THIS PRETTY MUCH REINFORCES IT FOR THE FIVE-HUNDREDTH SEVENTY-SECOND CONSECUTIVE TIME.

THEY COME TO *CULL YOU*

HOW IS THAT SWEET

[riseup]

uhhhhhhhh, they also sing songs in heaven, duh.

[ihateyouetc]

OH OK



MAYBE YOU'RE SO COOL WITH THE IDEA BECAUSE YOU'RE SO USED TO DYING

[riseup]

ok, that's not fair because you found a way scarier picture! also, vriska cleared up the whole dying-in-god-tier thing so i'm pretty sure i'm ok, and you can stop bringing it up any time now.

[ihateyouetc]

[riseup]

at least i am wearing my super cool outfit now, but is the angel electrifying me with his eyes? what is going on here? karkat, i am glad your scripts make more sense than your shitty graphics.

[ihateyouetc]

SWEET HUMAN CHRIST EGBERT

GET A FUCKING CLUE

IT'S THAT WINDY BULLSHIT YOU DO SINCE DYING AND BEING CRADLED BY THAT HORRIBLE MONSTROSITY APPARENTLY GIVES YOU MAGICAL WIND POWERS IN YOUR HUMAN MYTHOLOGY WHERE ANGELS "SING" IN "HEAVEN"

[riseup]

ohhhhhhhh! that makes much more sense and i like the picture a lot more now. i can almost hear the whooshing noises as i look at it! whoooooooosh

[riseup]

maybe you have a gift for writing scripts and you just did not know it!

[ihateyouetc]

I THINK THIS IS THE FIRST THING WE AGREE ON! OF COURSE I KNEW IT. EVEN WITH EVERYTHING PAST ME SAID IN OUR PRIOR NON-LINEAR CONVERSATIONS WHICH WAS CONFUSING AND PROBABLY BECAUSE HE WAS IN A HORRIBLE SITUATION AND DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT WAS GOING ON

BUT IT'S BETTER NOW. I'M FUCKING AWESOME AND BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU AND ETC.

THE PROBLEM IS EVERYONE ELSE DOESN'T PAY ATTENTION.

[riseup]

yeah, you say you are fucking awesome now, but i am pretty sure future karkat in a couple weeks will think this karkat was being a fuckass.

[ihateyouetc]

DON'T TALK ABOUT FUTURE ME. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

FUCK THAT GUY.