WHY IS DAVE MARRIED. NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT. I'M JUST SAYING.

[ihateyouetc]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COHERENTLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE
THIS IS KIND OF REALLY FREAKING ME OUT
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER OUT OF OH, I DON'T KNOW, FUCKING *ANYONE* SINCE I WOKE UP SINCE APPARENTLY I FELL ASLEEP AT SOME POINT I DON'T REMEMBER??? BUT GOD DAMMIT, I WILL FIND OUT PRECISELY WHAT FUCKS ARE GOING ON
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BANAL AND SHITTY MEMOS IT TAKES
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!

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[ihateyouetc]

DON'T YOU INSULT MY HUMAN NOT-MOM.

[riseup]

whoa, i would never insult your mom!!!
what am i, some kind of animal?
mrs. ukraine is the sweetest woman this side of whatever ocean we are in the middle of.

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT BUT ISN'T THAT A HUMAN INSULT

[riseup]

if you are lame and have no sense of humor, yeah.
your mom jokes are so eighth grade, dude.
and even if i came up with a really sophisticated and funny one, which i totally could, i would never use it on your mom!
she is responsible for probably 3/4 of my meals every year.

[ihateyouetc]

JOHN, WHAT DO YOU CALL AN APPLE.

[riseup]

still an apple, duh.
it's not like it has changed.

[ihateyouetc]

OH THANK GOD
EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKED UP AND WEIRD RIGHT NOW
BUT AT LEAST THAT STAYED THE SAME

[ihateyouetc]

BUT ARE YOU SERIOUS?
DOES SHE REALLY COOK THAT MUCH
WHY CAN'T YOUR ADULT HUMAN MALE "MOM" COOK?

[riseup]

well, he can't NOT cook...