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Alois, if you behave around the office next week you'll get these, understand? I think I'm bein more than fair considering what a terror you were this week. You really think I'd believe Dante eats tupperware??

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well.....i guess those look okay!! ╮('◡'✿)╭

They're better than okay!

It goes to show how much you don't know about modern sweets if you think these look 'just okay'.

& he might not of eaten it that time but he eats worse stuff than tupperware.

And I told you he's an adult, so he can eat as many nickels as he wants, but its not OUR responsibility to take him to the hospital when he starts gettin poisoned.

now you just got me guessin.

You'll have to get your stomach pumped.

they have somethin that sucks out nickels?

huh.

Like a great big vacuum down your throat. Unless their medical field is less advanced than I'm assuming, in which case you might just have to bring them up the traditional way.

alright babe, you get the nickels, i'll get the beer.

I swear if you are ACTUALLY eatin nickels I'm resigning, that's the end of it.

no need to be that way.

Is Alois a mean poodle who eats plastic?

Seems that way sometimes, yeah.

Maybe you should send him to doggy-day-camp.

Have they got those here?

here i didnt even have to argue.

I'm breaking you of that habit right quickly, aren't I?

cmon, why would i want to argue with such a beautiful woman? you're killin me.

See, now I have to guy out and buy you a treat too. Such fast learners, my coworkers!

shouldnt i be buyin you the treat?

Well. You know what I like.

treat it is.

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