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all my shit is stewed in seawater

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You're on.

OH WHAT THE HUMAN CHRIST
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE
WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO THIS
THIS IS POSSIBLY THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING EITHER OF US COULD DO

You mean nothing?

OOO, LOOK AT YOU
TRYING TO BE SO FUCKING TRICKY
I HATE TO INFORM YOU
ACTUALLY WAIT, SCRATCH THAT
I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A PROBLEM INFORMING YOU IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK

YES, I MEAN NOTHING.
NO, THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT IT'S NOT RIDICULOUS FOR YOU TO BE DOING NOTHING
YES, IT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS FOR US TO BE DOING NOTHING TOGETHER
WHO WOULD EVEN DO THAT
I MEAN ASIDE FROM YOU

Are you going to come over?

WHAT

So we can do nothing.

OH MY GOD
YOU ARE SO BAD AT THIS
LET ME MAKE A TEXT DIAGRAM

THIS LETTER REPRESENTS YOU: Y
THIS LETTER REPRESENTS THE POINT: P

HERE'S YOU:

Y

HERE'S THE POINT:

--- -= P

Y

AND THE POINT ROCKETS OFF INTO THE GALAXY LIKE A FUCKING MISSILE PCHOOOOOOO

WHERE IN ANY OF THIS DID I SAY I WAS GOING TO COME OVER

So we could do nothing. I figured you'd want to come over here since you didn't want me to do anything, so I wasn't going to get up.

YOU SERIOUSLY WANT ME TO COME OVER TO DO NOTHING
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG W

WAIT
HOLD THE FUCK UP
ARE YOU GOING TO COME OVER HERE IF I DON'T GO OVER THERE

Maybe, you told me to do what I wanted.

DAMMIT.
FINE.
I'LL COME TO YOUR STUPID HIVE IF YOU'LL SHUT UP.

All right.

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