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Tell me who's in charge around here.

Raikou Shimizu - a word.

Oh, a lawyer. I should've known.

Do you have something against lawyers?

I'm trying to think of a more useless profession ...

... Hmm, nope, I got nothing.

You have no qualms moving seamlessly into an insult, do you?

Not when it suits my purpose.

Of course, your purpose.

Of course. Should I be concerned with anything else? [THIS IS A TRAP, MILES]

I have no objections, but I would hardly call the insults graceful. It could be against your best interest.

Let me guess. You're a defense lawyer.

I was a prosecutor.

Really? You don't seem to have the balls for prosecution.

Thank you for your opinion.

No, seriously - I think I've met eunuchs who'd make better prosecutors than you.

I wasn't aware you knew anything of my work.

I don't need to know anything of your work to know that you're an ineffective poof. That's obvious just from talking to you for five minutes.

Is this one of those "truths" that you like to make for yourself?

Believe me, I didn't have to make this one.

How convenient.

I guess you did kind of make it easy for me.

You make it easy for yourself.

Is this how you actually work? By going the "I'm rubber and you're glue" route? Tch.