thoughtformed | I Could Be Pressing Charges Right Now

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Come n—

What in the world? This game is simply barbaric!

my—

My cravat! It's been stained!

Yeah, that's the marker.

I'm aware. I've unwillingly become quite intimate with that marker of yours, Miss Mason.

'Intimate'? Try not to take it too personally, even if I was straddling you for a minute there.

That's not what I meant.

See, everybody gets something. Don't be a sore loser.

I could press assault charges. That was completely unnecessary.

Anything less would've made you look bad.

You're disguising this as concern for my pride?

... Very well.

Well, when they replay your defeat, you won't want to look like you went down easily.

Despite my expression, I assure you that I'm grateful for your act of violence against me.

Oh yeah?

I see that sarcasm isn't portrayed well over the network.

Someone alert the tabloids!

Don't think they care that much about me here.

Oh good heavens no. Not the cravat.

I'm sure it wouldn't be different if someone drew all over your green jacket.

It'll wash.