[ audio post ]

[codeswitch]

[ The audio picks up to sounds of a heated scuffle, muffled by what are probably sheets. After a few minutes of what can't be described as anything but undignified yelping and some complaints in a garbed Cantonese-English mix, the struggle seems to end. After a few seconds of breathless panting, Hong Kong's voice complains, ]

I TOLD YOU I'M NOT YOUR TARGET, WHAT'S WIT--

IS THIS A GUNDAM?!

I TOLD YOU, JAPANESE MILITARY TECHNOLOGY MAKES ME NERVOUS!! I TOLD YOU THAT IN THE STRICTEST CONFIDE--

What are you doing?

GET AWAY FROM ME

[ The sound of scuffling returns, as does the screeching. Ultimately, the audio recorder turns off on its own. ]

Comments

[twinknife]

I'm a lousy target! There's no point in marking me up!

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

I'll leave in a few minutes.

[notvictorious]

You went down with dignity.