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[knifed]

I am not wearing this ridiculous thing they call a dress.

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[reanimated]

Yeah? What'd you get?

[knifed]

The package says "Beauty Queen."

[reanimated]

Sounds accurate. D'you want to know what I got? Cos I could give it to you, you know, out of the goodness of my heart.

[knifed]

If you are seeking to be rid of it, then I doubt that I will want it at all.

[reanimated]

Really? Because I think "sexy pirate wench" would suit you just fine.

[knifed]

...No.

[oftpartitioned]

so?? you wear an ugly one everyday, whats the difference