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everyone else sees the clothing on this cat right

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That...
Is my cat.
Though I would like to assure you that suit was not my idea.

Good, it's not just me.

What an unfortunately sour look.

Not at all.
Alive or stuffed?

Quite alive.

Oh.
I suppose that is not that surprising.
He answers to Jaspers, by the way.
I guess you would like me to come around and collect him.
Especially if you have found him at a staged in which he has yet to be declawed.

Do you think that would be best?

I think that would depend.

Upon?

Your taste in interior decorating.
As far as I know you might prefer to decorate in entirely shredded materials and a heavy blanket of black fur.

No, that doesn't sound enjoyable.

What is its policy on fancy throw pillows?

Entirely dismembered.
Its fluffy entrails will litter the ground upon which you tread for seasons to come.

Can you get here right away?

I have some homework, apparently, but certainly after that.
Where might I find him?

Madame Red's Antiques & Appraisals, LLC. The shop looks a bit like this

An odd place for a once and future dead feline to end up.

The island's odder.

And do odds and ends from multiple timelines typically end up in your possession via the island?

They might.

That's a very handy ability.
If any more felines make it to your doorstep, possibly possessing an extra set of eyes, please let me know.

THAT

IS

AWESOME

SOMEONE TAKE A VIDEO AND UPLOAD IT TO YOUTUBE

What is that?

A youtube cat.

Really? Because it kind of looks like a cat flashlight. Which is okay! That's cool, too.

Now you're just talking gibberish.

Am I? Uhh... I'm sorry, I guess...

Anyway, where'd you get the cat in the suit?

It was on the dining table with the rest of the food.

"The rest?" But the cat wasn't food.

... was it?

Awwww, that's adorable!

Worth the cost of an entry fee?

Entry fee?

To see it.

Well, if it's Rose's pet, then no.

Who's rose?

She's the one up there with the purple text.

I'd say it's more mauve.

Oh, of course, my mistake.

maybe he's just a very interesting-colored cat.

Hey. What do you and your sister want for christmas.

A dog.

A dog? Really?

Huh. I didn't think you guys were really animal people.

We aren't.

Then what would you want a dog for?

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