Fourth Invasion

[irken_elite]

PEOPLE OF NEW MOORE!

So you've all certainly received the messages by now, that our whole wide world is about to burn to death by the impact of a meteor within a matter of days. What are your plans? Do you have everything in order before your skin melts off into a puddle of sticky human goo?

FEAR NOT, GOOD PEOPLE

For ZIM has an ingenious plan to destroy the meteor! Using my clearly superior and mighty brain, I have been working on blueprints for a rocket-propelled bomb delivery system that will intercept the chunk of broken planet or moon or asteroid and explode it all into smithereens.

When I have saved humanity, we may begin talks about how you can all thank me by making me ruler of all mankind.

You're welcome.

Comments

[riseup]

that sounds kinda familiar.

[squidissension]

look at all this posturin

[notjohnsmith]

[notjohnsmith]

Do you need any assistance?