squidissension: (yeah wwhatevver)
Eridan Ampora ([personal profile] squidissension) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-02-10 09:50 am

(no subject)

did humans make a wwhole fuckin holiday to matespritship
surprisingly generous from a narroww focused society wwith a incomplete emotional range
also this is a lot a chocolate
irken_elite: (human - thinking)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-02-11 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Finally, something the both of us can agree on.

This horrible holiday is nothing but a nuisance, for no human is worthy of the attentions and affections of ZIM.

All of this attention that is spent to this holiday is all for nothing. All that it seems to do is cloud and corrupt the minds and judgement of those affected by...

its..

pull...

Interesting...
roseate: ('Cause I'm gonna guess)

[personal profile] roseate 2012-02-11 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if chocolate is poisonous to sea trolls the way it is with dogs.
roseate: the earth (When they finally come to destroy)

[personal profile] roseate 2012-02-11 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I think present company would be much more entertaining.
Don't worry.
I doubt that most damage would be permanent.
roseate: (It's because I do)

[personal profile] roseate 2012-02-12 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say that constitutes an abuse of power.
Also, it's Saturday.
roseate: (I bet they won't be expecting that)

[personal profile] roseate 2012-02-12 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Was I offering?
I thought I had just expressed a curiosity about the finer details of alien biology.
clockrocket: (hmm)

[personal profile] clockrocket 2012-02-14 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
how much chocolate are you currently cramming down your chitinous windtube or whatever the fuck you assholes call it
clockrocket: (hmm.)

[personal profile] clockrocket 2012-02-14 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
whats that about being dead

youre one to talk

ive heard youre not half the troll you used to be ampora
clockrocket: (thumbs up)

[personal profile] clockrocket 2012-02-14 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
just checking on everybodys rampant consumption of sugary crap
not that im not doing exactly that myself
im well on my way to juvenile diabetes im sure
do trolls even get diabetes
clockrocket: (Default)

[personal profile] clockrocket 2012-02-15 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
its like
you cant have too much sugar or your blood freaks out
something like that




here thisll explain it
clockrocket: (bring it)

[personal profile] clockrocket 2012-02-15 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Dave considers telling Eridan about the fine ways of stately moustaches, but decides to have some fun with it instead.]

its a type of pet that humans have
you wear them on your upper lip
every time you exhale it keeps them warm
theyre coldblooded so they need the heat
its symbiotic because they give off oxygen so it goes right into your lungs
our best athletes wear them a lot and use them during marathons and stuff
clockrocket: (scrutiny)

[personal profile] clockrocket 2012-02-15 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
why would you be taught about human companion animals or human sports
i thought you were too good for us anyway
your highness
clockrocket: (sneer)

[personal profile] clockrocket 2012-02-15 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
ok so
do you know when im supposed to be like
showing up for school or whatever
not that id go if i had the choice
maybe kyuubey will just let me stay home
does new moore punish truancy
clockrocket: (moustache)

[personal profile] clockrocket 2012-02-15 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[By the way.]
clockrocket: (hmph)

[personal profile] clockrocket 2012-02-15 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
you know youre just jealous
dont deny it
embrace the feelings ampora
clockrocket: (... (3))

[personal profile] clockrocket 2012-02-15 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
and yeah i dont think theres nearly as much murder around here as you might be accustomed to
being culturally sensitive sure is hard
clockrocket: (split lip)

[personal profile] clockrocket 2012-02-15 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
...if you say so