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did humans make a wwhole fuckin holiday to matespritship
surprisingly generous from a narroww focused society wwith a incomplete emotional range
also this is a lot a chocolate

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Finally, something the both of us can agree on.

This horrible holiday is nothing but a nuisance, for no human is worthy of the attentions and affections of ZIM.

All of this attention that is spent to this holiday is all for nothing. All that it seems to do is cloud and corrupt the minds and judgement of those affected by...

its..

pull...

Interesting...

its disturbin howw somebody can actually see the gears in your skull crank to a start

I wonder if chocolate is poisonous to sea trolls the way it is with dogs.

wwhy dont you test it on your nosy little bookclub partner

I think present company would be much more entertaining.
Don't worry.
I doubt that most damage would be permanent.

fine
its your wwasted afternoon spent in detention

I'd say that constitutes an abuse of power.
Also, it's Saturday.

after all you said
givve me one good reason wwhy i should eat anythin you offer

Was I offering?
I thought I had just expressed a curiosity about the finer details of alien biology.

how much chocolate are you currently cramming down your chitinous windtube or whatever the fuck you assholes call it

oh fuck wwhat are you doin here
thought the wworkin theory wwas that you died and wwe wwere all better off for it

whats that about being dead

youre one to talk

ive heard youre not half the troll you used to be ampora

guess it didnt fuckin take
wwhats it to you

just checking on everybodys rampant consumption of sugary crap
not that im not doing exactly that myself
im well on my way to juvenile diabetes im sure
do trolls even get diabetes

i dont evven knoww wwhat that is

its like
you cant have too much sugar or your blood freaks out
something like that

here thisll explain it

wwhat the fuck is on his face

Edited 2012-02-15 00:22 (UTC)

[Dave considers telling Eridan about the fine ways of stately moustaches, but decides to have some fun with it instead.]

its a type of pet that humans have
you wear them on your upper lip
every time you exhale it keeps them warm
theyre coldblooded so they need the heat
its symbiotic because they give off oxygen so it goes right into your lungs
our best athletes wear them a lot and use them during marathons and stuff

they nevver mentioned this in social studies class

why would you be taught about human companion animals or human sports
i thought you were too good for us anyway
your highness

believve me i havve much better things to be doing wwith my time than listenin to racist lectures from wannabelusus
but apparently this shit is mandatory
so see you there
better hope you havve a hall pass wwhen you run into me

ok so
do you know when im supposed to be like
showing up for school or whatever
not that id go if i had the choice
maybe kyuubey will just let me stay home
does new moore punish truancy