Cervantian Epiphenomenalism of Identity.

[notdogmatic]

It seems I have been assigned a new roommate.

In order to co-exist harmoniously within such a limited space, Mister Holmes, I believe we should become better acquainted.

Comments

[worldsonly]

[ oh, sigh. ]

That won't be necessary.

[notdogmatic]

For what reason?

I have been repeatedly assured that I am difficult to relate to, and I do not wish for my future behavior to cause difficulties which greater understanding now could avoid.

[worldsonly]

Good for you, I'm sure you're being terribly considerate, but I have other arrangements and none of them involve sharing an assigned flatshare with an underage roommate with vaguely religious delusions. Do enjoy the rooms.

[notdogmatic]

... religious delusions?

[worldsonly]

Oh come on, angels? It's not even creative. No thank you.

[notdogmatic]

I see.

My interest in angels is not religious in nature.

As I have no use for a second bedroom, the one assigned to you will remain unused should you decide to use it later.

[kinglestrade]

[ PRIVATE TEXT ]

Planning to break into John's flat, are you?

GL

[worldsonly]

Wrong. Past tense.

SH

[kinglestrade]

Naturally.

GL

[worldsonly]

Also, I want the file on the
police chief's double murder.

SH

[kinglestrade]

I'm not in charge here,
Sherlock. Why don't you come down to the station
and apply as an official consultant?

GL

[bakerst-blogger.livejournal.com]

You are an absolute prat, you know that, right? You nearly gave me a heart attack when I got in!

Is there something wrong with the flat you were assigned?

[worldsonly]

Obviously.

[bakerst-blogger.livejournal.com]

It's a lot smaller than the one in London, so you'll just have to keep your things tidy...And the least you could have done is inform me first.

[notdogmatic]

I believe I am the primary difficulty.

Previous room-mates have expressed similar distress.

[worldsonly]

Oh try not to be so dramatic, it has nothing to do with you. John is supposed to be my flatmate.

[bakerst-blogger.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, trust me, He's doing you a favour by clearing out.

[seemeinacrown.livejournal.com]

[There is no response here, but Moriarty thanks you for confirming his suspicions]

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

Oh! A new roommate. That sounds exciting.

[notdogmatic]

It appears he also has trouble remaining socially acceptable. His previous flat-mate was extremely bothered by his habit of dismembering corpses.

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

Dismembering corpses?

Ah ....well....... that doesn't seem to....

[notdogmatic]

It does not seem that he does this over carpeted areas.

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

It's not fair to the dead.

[notdogmatic]

Is 'fairness' a concept that applies after death?

[worldsonly]

When a corpse pops up and complains about me taking their toes, I'll give that some thought. Until then, people will continue to donate their bodies to science and I will continue to use them.