voice;

[loseashoe]

[ Just cautiously testing the waters here. Please let no one have picked up Fables. ]

I did say the odds of us being fictional characters somewhere were high.

Comments

[retroversion]

someone give the woman a prize

[ well, at least he hasn't picked up fables ]

[loseashoe]

I know my stuff.

[retroversion]

what
are you saying youve been kidnapped by a bunch of freaks and called fake before
does this just happen a lot or something
shit where do i rsvp since ive clearly been missing out

[loseashoe]

Nope, I just understand the theory of multiple worlds and information leak through.

[retroversion]

ok i can work out what that has to do with this weeks dose of bullshit
but humor me

[loseashoe]

Going really basically, the theory is that there are multiple worlds, some of them linked to each other, and information sometimes slips from one world to another. And sometimes gets turned into stories.

[retroversion]

ok
dont why thered be a story for every person here
but ive seen weirder in paradox space
fuck i probably am weirder
if someone can bring us all here theres no reason they cant cross spacetime to collect these stories
just to fuck with us apparently

[loseashoe]

And now you've got it.

Fucking with us, apparently the favorite pastime of whoever's got us here.

wow i accidentally a word

[retroversion]

[ oh he likes you ]

got any ideas on who that is
you know while were on a roll here

[loseashoe]

I've met people with the inclination to do it but not the power, and people with the power to do it who were too busy conquering the whole multiverse instead.

So no real ideas. You?

[retroversion]

nah not really
about the only dude i can think of prefers the stabbing over the fucking
ahahah not that kind of fucking
get your mind out of the gutter
anyway it might not be any person at all

[loseashoe]

Oh? If not a person, then what?

[retroversion]

ok so we know its got to be some kind of force
pulling people and shit here i mean
and also sending them back
who says there has to be a person directing it

[loseashoe]

Interesting theory. I like it, and there's definite possibilities there.

[retroversion]

theres no reason it couldnt be directing itself
which makes it sound like its actively doing this
but it could just be passively drawing everything in
like gravity i guess

[loseashoe]

You've got a pretty fascinating view on things.

[retroversion]

nah
ive just seen a lot of weird shit

[notjohnsmith]

I still don't buy it.

[loseashoe]

Come on, it's pretty basic multi-world theory.

Everyone's a story somewhere.

[notjohnsmith]

I still maintain that the events of my life are too random and nonsensical to have been a story.

[loseashoe]

Maybe, but then consciousness of your life leaked into someone else's universe and they thought - hey, that's a good story.

[notjohnsmith]

I can't say much for their taste, even if I were to concede that was the case.

And if I was fictional, then my primary reaction would be that I have a grudge to settle with my creator.

[loseashoe]

That's ridiculous. The creator is just telling the story that you already lived.

[notjohnsmith]

Is there any explanation for any of this that isn't ridiculous?

[loseashoe]

Nope.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, you did.

[loseashoe]

Having fun yet?