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[dormalcy]

New Moore, why is it that when I'm finally in an environment positively rife with material for a film, the camera crew decides to abandon me?

I can't say I'm surprised. What does Josh do that's so interesting? Oh, I'm sorry, did I say interesting? I meant GOOD FOR GENERATING FISCAL REVENUE FOR CAPITALIST PIGS WITH LAVISH LIFESTYLES. Yes, camera crew, I'm onto you! Josh isn't going around creating sexual attention. You're sent directly from the UNIVERSITY OF ART AS BUREAUCRACY. You're only interested in one thing: CASH. And what brings cash? SMASH. And what makes a smashing sound? NUBILE ADOLESCENT BODIES ORBITING EACH OTHER IN THE SPACE OF RELATIONSHIPS UNTIL THEY FINALLY SMASH. Fine! Go! Leave me! Go follow my friends on their adventures with hormones and beer bongs and pregnancy scares! I will be here making my ART.

That's right, New Moore. You are in the presence of a true artist. I still have my camera, and now I'm turning it on you. You were fictional your whole life? Then you should be used to this. Stop wincing. Stand up straight. Shoulders back, head up, truth on your face. Are you ready for your close up?

Do I care?

Do you care?

Does anyone care?

Does anyone care about art?

WHAT IS ART?

WHAT IS(LAND) ART?

I believe we've stumbled onto a new project, New Moore.




P.S. Michael, if you are hiding somewhere, do come out already. My new roommate is inferior.

Comments

[jenratedanomaly]

Oi, what's all that shouting you're on about.

[dormalcy]

TRUTH

[jenratedanomaly]

That's a rather large amount of truth there. Truth about what, then?

[dormalcy]

The ultimate Truth, that's why there's a capital T.

You'll see... if you remove the blindfold from your soul.

[expositional]

Your roommate is more than adequate.

[dormalcy]

YOU DID NOT KNOW MICHAEL

[dormalcy]

Childish? Somewhat. Boring? Absolutely. But he was my Muse, as all roommates are, and so far this one has failed to inspire a single scene that isn't UTTER GARBAGE

[expositional]

I'll advise you to remain on your side of the apartment.

[dormalcy]

But next on my very demanding filming schedule in order to produce this by deadline is the shower scene, copper.

[gotbent]

hey naoto what would the penalty be for beatin a guy within an inchi of his life with a tiki board be? like if he deserved it

[coolfilmbro.livejournal.com]

Where'd you get a good camera?

[dormalcy]

I always have mine on me. But specifically, I stole it from the camera crew that traipsed around my dormitories.



Why do you ask?

[coolfilmbro.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't have mine on me. And by mine I mean the one I borrowed from the film department at Greendale and never had the chance to give back.

The other one's kinda crappy.

[dormalcy]

My school didn't have a film department. I settled for The Theatre until I found my true calling.

What kind of films do you make?

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Hey, give Kanji a chance. He's really talented.

[dormalcy]

I think my film will be the ultimate judge of that!

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

There are other ways to be talented.

[dormalcy]

And I am merely attempting to turn his talents into Truth and capture them on film. He is much less receptive than my previous roommate.

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

Camera crew?

[dormalcy]

We were their drunken guinea pigs, yes.

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what that means but you're here now!

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

And you've got a new project right?

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

And if Michael isn't here ... Maybe you can make friends with your new roommate!

[dormalcy]

Are you my RA? Because you are giving quite a lot of unwanted advice.

[gotbent]

that is lookin less and less likely by the minute