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[dormalcy]

New Moore, why is it that when I'm finally in an environment positively rife with material for a film, the camera crew decides to abandon me?

I can't say I'm surprised. What does Josh do that's so interesting? Oh, I'm sorry, did I say interesting? I meant GOOD FOR GENERATING FISCAL REVENUE FOR CAPITALIST PIGS WITH LAVISH LIFESTYLES. Yes, camera crew, I'm onto you! Josh isn't going around creating sexual attention. You're sent directly from the UNIVERSITY OF ART AS BUREAUCRACY. You're only interested in one thing: CASH. And what brings cash? SMASH. And what makes a smashing sound? NUBILE ADOLESCENT BODIES ORBITING EACH OTHER IN THE SPACE OF RELATIONSHIPS UNTIL THEY FINALLY SMASH. Fine! Go! Leave me! Go follow my friends on their adventures with hormones and beer bongs and pregnancy scares! I will be here making my ART.

That's right, New Moore. You are in the presence of a true artist. I still have my camera, and now I'm turning it on you. You were fictional your whole life? Then you should be used to this. Stop wincing. Stand up straight. Shoulders back, head up, truth on your face. Are you ready for your close up?

Do I care?

Do you care?

Does anyone care?

Does anyone care about art?

WHAT IS ART?

WHAT IS(LAND) ART?

I believe we've stumbled onto a new project, New Moore.




P.S. Michael, if you are hiding somewhere, do come out already. My new roommate is inferior.

Comments

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

Camera crew?

[dormalcy]

We were their drunken guinea pigs, yes.

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what that means but you're here now!

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

And you've got a new project right?

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

And if Michael isn't here ... Maybe you can make friends with your new roommate!

[dormalcy]

Are you my RA? Because you are giving quite a lot of unwanted advice.

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

What's an RA?

[dormalcy]

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE SPY

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

I'm not a spy!!

[dormalcy]

SPOKEN
LIKE
A
TRUE
SPY



Why else would you give advice on how to live? MIND CONTROL. That's why.

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

But I'm just trying to help!!

[gotbent]

that is lookin less and less likely by the minute

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

Hey it sounds like he misses someone, though!

[gotbent]

he can learn to express that in ways what arent watching me shower then!!

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's normal where he comes from

[gotbent]

WELL I MADE CLEAR THAT'S NOT HOW WE ARE GONNA DO THINGS HERE

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

Can you take a shower somewhere else

[oncefractured.livejournal.com]

Actually!!!


You can shower at my place if you want!

[dormalcy]

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

FILMMAKERS do not live ALONE. ROOMMATES are INSPIRATION. I must CAPTURE YOUR ESSENCE as quickly as possible before and IMMORTALIZE IT ON CAMERA to EXPOSE YOUR TRUTH. It's not that hard to understand.

[gotbent]

YOU ARENT GONNA BE DOING ANY EXPOSING

I'M NOT EXPOSING NOTHIN

[dormalcy]

Metaphorical exposure, you insufferable imbecile.

[dormalcy]

And the shower scene is just one of many. I may even cut it in post. Why won't you trust me? I am an artist.

[gotbent]

whoa unless

[gotbent]

look guy i dunno what you caught on tv but that was a different circumstance and we dont

that wasnt actually what happnes around here so like

[gotbent]

look i got no problem with that kind of thing but it turned out not to be like that so uh