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So... who wants a cat? I thought about keeping some of the extra ones, but Scott doesn't want to share me or something. I've got about three or four extra ones that anyone can have.

Just stop by West 203 and take whichever one you want. Just stay out of my underwear and leave Scott here. He's the dumb orange one that likes to sleep in my dirty laundry.

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I'm thinking about keeping one myself, but I can't decide if it's a good idea to raise a cat in a home where it will be constantly fed polish sausages.

probably not, but a fat cat is a happy cat.

Can't argue with that.

So you gonna keep one?

Yeah.

Now I just need to come up with a name.

You're asking the wrong girl, man. Is it a boy or a girl?

A girl. A silver tabby.

Aw, how sweet.

Uh... what about like, Diana or Sterling or something?

I don't know. As you know, I'm really bad at this kind of thing.

I don't know if she's tough enough to be named Diana...

I'm pretty bad at this too. But we can't let Feliks name her.

That would be a crime against nature.

What about like... Sophie? Or Emily? Something demure, I guess?

Greta, maybe?

Maybe. It's kinda old lady though, don't you think?

I guess. The only Greta I ever knew was the ghost of a murdered girl, so I never thought of it that way.

Oh.

That sounded more normal in my head.

Well... then I guess it's okay, right? It'd be a sweet sentiment.

All right. Greta, then.

She and Scott should play sometime. He needs friends.

Sounds like a date.

If no one else takes them, I'll take care of them. The little ones should really go to a city person, though.

Where else would they go? The forest? Nah, I wouldn't do that. They'll just get eaten by something.

I'm sure someone will take them.

That's a boring name for a cat!

It suits him just fine.

What would you have named him?

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