OH GOD STOP DOING THINGS.

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: FUCK YOU
OK SO JOHN KEEPS TELLING ME TO TEXT YOU
SO HERE I AM, TEXTING YOU
HE'S LIKE TOTALLY CONVINCED YOU MIGHT BE DEAD OR SOMETHING.

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: FUCK YOU MULTIPLED BY THE POWERS OF FUCKING FOREVER
THIS IN NO WAY HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME
THINKING YOU MIGHT BE DEAD OR SOMETHING.
OR LIKE GONE BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: FUCK YOU UNABRIGED
THE ONLY REASON I MIGHT POSSIBLY GIVE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST OF SHITS
ABOUT YOUR STATUS AS "ALIVE" OR "NOT FUCKING VANISHED" IS BECAUSE

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: FUCK YOUR SHIT
EVEN YOUR DOOMED SPRITE SELF WASN'T TOO SELF-IMPORTANT
TO RESPOND TO MY FUCKING MEMO. HE WAS TOO "COOL" FOR IT
ALL HE SAID WAS "WOW"

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: FFFFFFUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
SO WOULD IT HAVE FUCKING KILLED YOU TO MAYBE REPLY
WITH A TOTALLY "COOL" AND UNAFFECTED "WOW" TOO??????????????

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: FUCK YOU FOR ME WASTING MY TIME ON THIS
OH WAIT! I KNOW. MAYBE I HAVE TO MAKE IT MORE YOUR "STYLE" FOR YOU TO NOTICE!


TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
THERE!
I'VE NOW BROKEN MY VERTICAL "BONESHAFT" UNTIL IT CURVES SO FUCKING MUCH
I'VE STOOPED TO YOUR LEVEL.

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: FUCK
FUCK YOU IF YOU'RE EVEN LOOKING AT THIS, WHICH YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT.
YOU'RE TOO FUCKING "COOL" TO BOTHER WITH THIS SHIT
OR AT LEAST TOO FUCKING "COOL" SO YOU'LL PRETEND YOU'RE NOT BOTHERING

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: YOU
BUT I BET YOU'RE REALLY LOOKING AT THIS
YOU'RE PROBABLY FUCKING GLOATING
HERE HE IS, TEXTING ME! I'M SUCH FUCKING HOT SHIT I BET HE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: FUCK YOU
AND MAYBE RECONCILE A LITTLE SINCE TEREZI IS GONE
WELL FUCK YOU
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M HERE FOR
YOU'RE STUPID AS SHIT IF YOU THINK THAT

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: YOU FUCK
EVEN IF YOU'RE STILL HOLDING IT ABOVE ME THAT YOU NOTICED SHE WAS GONE FIRST
YOU'RE JOHN AND JADE'S FRIEND SO
MAYBE I SHOULD TRY TO NOTICE SHIT LIKE
IF YOU'RE STILL AROUND TOO????????

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: DUDE COME ON
COME OFF OF IT.
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: JUST REPLY
FUCK YOU

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: YOU ASSHOLE
SAY SOMETHING.

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU??????
DON'T BE A SMARTASS AND JUST REPLY "SOMETHING" BECAUSE THAT'D BE SOOOOOOOO COOL

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: OK I TAKE THAT BACK
OR YOU CAN BE A SMARTASS AND JUST TYPE "SOMETHING"

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: PLEASE
WHATEVER YOU WANT

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: LOOK I'LL EVEN MAKE IT EASY
I MEAN I GRANTED KEYSMASHING PRIVILEGES TO TAVROS SO I GUESS YOU CAN JUST SMASH A COUPLE TIMES TO LET ME KNOW YOU'RE OK TOO

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: SHIT
DUDE

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: GOD
DAMMIT.

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: SECRET ANSWER TO THE MESSAGE WITHIN: EVERYTHING!
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM???????????????????

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: FUCK YOUR FUCKING "SHADES"
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAY

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: YOUR TALENT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY
YOU MIGHT BE A BETTER ARTIST THAN ME BUT YOU'RE A FAR FUCKING CRY FROM "COOL"

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: DAMMIT
I'M NOT GOING OVER THERE.

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: AUGH
BUT SERIOUSLY COME ON

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: WHAT AM I EVEN DOING
THAT FUCKING RABBIT THING FREAKS ME OUT

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: EGBERT STOP LAUGHING THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS
IT GIVES ME A BAD FEELING

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: FUCK.
DUDE

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: DUDE
*DUDE*

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE
FUCK YOU

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: SECRET ANSWER # 2: I DON'T!
DON'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING THEN, SEE IF I FUCKING CARE.

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: OH GOD
WOULD IT KILL YOU JUST TO REPLY AT ALL?????????????

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: ADSFKADKLFJALDKFJ SLDKJF ALKSJF LAKSJDF
JESUS HUMAN CHRIST

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: FUCK YOU AGAIN
STRIDER

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: CONGRATULATIONS ON PISSING ME OFF
YOU COMPLETELY INSUFFERABLE PRICK

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: FUCK
FORGET IT

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT.
IF YOU GET THE TIME MAYBE JUST LET ME KNOW OK??????????????????????

Comments

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: STUPID
WHAT IF HE COMES BACK
AND HE'S ALL FUCKING MURDERMODE AND ERIDAN TRIES TO KILL HIM?
THEY BOTH FUCK ALL MY SHIT UP.
NOBODY FUCKING LISTENS TO "NOBODY DIES THIS TIME."

[clockrocket]

TO: KARKAT (CG)
SUBJECT: however
shes not the only one with time powers

[clockrocket]

TO: KARKAT (CG)
SUBJECT: besides
gamzees the one im talking about you stupid fuck
goddamn it

[clockrocket]

TO: KARKAT (CG)
SUBJECT: isnt it funny
its ironic that youre talking to me about not being up to date
youre the one whos so into quadrant bullshit

[clockrocket]

TO: KARKAT (CG)
SUBJECT: whatever x2 combo
i cant believe im talking about this shit with you
fuck me
fuck this

[clockrocket]

TO: KARKAT (CG)
SUBJECT: ugh
whats even the fucking point
all this is going to fly right over your thick head anyway
who gives a shit

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: ????????
GAMZEE?????????????????????????????????????

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: ?????????????????????????????
GAMZEE??????????????
LIKE GAMZEE MAKARA RIGHT???????????????

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: OH FUCK
OH
DUDE
I THOUGHT YOU AND TEREZI LIKE

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: JESUS
I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE.
I DIDN'T THINK IT COULD BE LIKE

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: OH GOD
I MEAN I'M NOT JUDGING OR ANYTHING
HE SAID KEPT CALLING "ELECTROLYTES" ELECTRIC LIGHTS.
IT'S WEIRD BUT I GUESS THERE'S WEIRDER???? I DIDN'T THINK

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: OH GOD. I'M AN ASSHOLE
FUCK, SORRY.
I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT I GUESS WE BOTH GOT FUCKED BY THIS.

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: UGH
LOOK, IT'S LIKE I SAID TO JOHN.
AT LEAST THEY WERE ALL FROM THE ALPHA TIMELINE AND THEY WERE ALL STILL ALIVE IN IT.
SO IF THEY WENT BACK, THEN IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WENT BACK TO DIE.
SO

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: DAMMIT, JUST.
FUCK, WHAT AM I EVEN TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE.
JUST IGNORE THIS SHIT.

[clockrocket]

TO: KARKAT (CG)
SUBJECT: fuck
well holy shit you actually figured it out
probably because i flat out told you

[clockrocket]

TO: KARKAT (CG)
SUBJECT: yep
so we were definitely setting a course for makeoutsville
at least i thought so
i took him to the fucking dance

[clockrocket]

TO: KARKAT (CG)
SUBJECT: aaaand
we were hanging out
alone
at my place
chillin out maxing and relaxing all cool

[clockrocket]

TO: KARKAT (CG)
SUBJECT: so
i thought i had a chance
i know it makes no sense
i know its weird
but i thought for once maybe itd be ok

[clockrocket]

TO: KARKAT (CG)
SUBJECT: nope
n
o
p
e

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: OK
THIS IS SO FUCKING WEIRD
GAMZEE WAS MY BEST FRIEND
AND THEN AFTER THAT MY MOIRAIL??? SO

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: SORRY BUT
I'M KINDA HAVING A HARD TIME DEALING WITH THIS.
LIKE NOT NOTICING THIS EITHER???? HOLY SHIT.
I NEVER FUCKING THOUGHT I WOULD EVER SEE "MAKEOUTSVILLE" EVER

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: I MEAN
BUT ESPECIALLY NOT IN REFERENCE TO HIM
I THOUGHT YOU AND TEREZI HAD A THING.
LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF THING
IT'S JUST
WOW, WHAT THE SHIT???

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: WOW.
THIS WAS NOT WHAT I FUCKING PICTURED
WHEN I SAID NO INTERSPECIES MAKEOUTS
OK, I'M GOING TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS PART NOW.
HOW WEIRD IT IS. LIKE RIGHT NOW.

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: OK THIS TIME FOR REAL
LOOK DUDE, I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS SHIT
I'M PRETTY FUCKING NOTORIOUSLY HORRIBLE AT LOSING EVERYBODY
LIKE ALL I CAN DO IS LOOK BACK ON MYSELF LIKE

[ihateyouetc]

TO: DAVE (TG)
SUBJECT: WHEW
HOLY SHIT! PAST ME
STOP FUCKING CRYING.
OH GOD, DO YOU DO ANYTHING EXCEPT CRY???
DON'T CRY. DON'T CRY. DON'T CRY.
OH GOD DAMMIT.