NOVEMBER NINTH

[expositional]

It seems there's been a mass immigration to the island earlier this week. As many of you are still settling in your new environment, I'm sure you have many questions about this place. While I can't assure you I have all the answers, as a contract representative of the New Moore Police Force, please utilize me as a resource.

Kanji, did you get a roommate as well? They've assigned me with someone.

Comments

[dormalcy]

Truth can be difficult. That is why artists like myself exist. To turn Truth into Beauty and feed it to the masses. And I have homework in the SCHOOL OF LIFE so if you'll excuse me, Fuzz, we have scenes to film.

[expositional]

If he breaks your camera, please note this was proper warning.

[dormalcy]

If he breaks my camera, he breaks my HEART

[gotbent]

I'M CRYIN ON THE INSIDE

[expositional]

I wouldn't break it, it looks as if it's worth more than our monthly stipends combined.

[gotbent]

i still got my college fund and i bet those cells are singles

[expositional]

While seeing you during my work hours would be preferable, this might not be the best way.

[dormalcy]

Cry on the outside, it makes for better ratings.

[gotbent]

WHATD I TELL YOU ABOUT TVS

[dormalcy]

That you've been inside of them. But Kanji, cameras don't steal your soul... they just amplify it on the big screen. I'm not going to put you IN a TV! I'm going to put you ON one. There's a difference.

[expositional]

Not always.

[dormalcy]

Art happens, whether you want it to or not.