What the Hell?

[mindoirsurvivor]

All roght, first things first. Belarus, Ms. Blake, Poland, Roxy Lalonde, Ms. Magnus, Ms. Satonaka, Mr. Tra... Alois, Mr. Nagisa, Mr. Vantas, Mr. Xavier, Altair... I need you all to check in with me as soon as possible. Anyone see what happened to your roommates?


... I sure as Hell didn't see what happened to mine.


When did you see them last? Any signs of a disturbance to report? Anything out of the ordinary at all?

Comments

[invisus]

noooo cos he just told me we're not gonna be formal anymore!!! that'd be awful if he was lying about it...

cos when you're not formal anymore, you're like friends or more right???

[fuckincakewake]

umm yah i guess
or they jsut dont care about u
hes kind a jerk anyway
why would u wanna be 'more than friends' w that??

[mindoirsurvivor]

You know I can read this, right?

[fuckincakewake]

duh
i know how computers work

[mindoirsurvivor]

Just checking.

[invisus]

he's kinda cool sometimes cos he breaks rules & he's kinda like a cop guy?? & he doesn't care about anything if he's doing stuff & needs to get stuff done & it's kinda attractive???

& he's kinda boring buuuuuut i kinda like that too....

[fuckincakewake]

i dunno
he tried to have me arrsested for like
basisically nothing so
altho yeah hes kinda cute

[invisus]

they make a big deal out of stuff here for some reason & i dunno why but that's why youve got to keep your stuff secret. sometimes even if you have any kinda relationship

[invisus]

& the antique guy gets all kinds of bad attention!!

[fuckincakewake]

wait like
relaationship stuff too?
i knew this shit was fucked six ways to doomsday

[mindoirsurvivor]

[DELETED MESSAGE]

The department's legal advisor just told me not to make official policy statements on the subject. So, going by municipal ordinance guidelines, all I can tell you is that sixteen is the age of consent, but without someone filing a police report all we do about relationships is arrest anyone having sex in public.

[invisus]

yeah, esp if they're older they get all weird about it.

[fuckincakewake]

huh
dunno if that applsies or whatever but okat
*okay

[invisus]

i dunno but i don't trust nobody cos they're all kinda sketchy & weird about stuff. it's like a lot of rules are kinda secret & you dunno about them until they tell you which is whenever you broke them?????

[fuckincakewake]

ugh!!! of course
the lack of disclosure and clarity w laws and shit is just the first fucking dscent
im not gonna get all parasnoid tho
they were pretty upfront about how i cant drink which is bullshit cuz i def can drink like a lot haha
im roxy btw

[invisus]

i guess w/ basic stuff like that it's okay but like w/ other stuff it's kinda trickier???
& i think they told me you can go into bars & stuff if you're 15 & got somebody 21 w/ you sooo..it's kinda like it makes no sense???
but i guess some stuff they're okay about cos they say youve gotta go to school & you don't..

[invisus]

but you should meet the guy w/ the blond hair on the weird telly thing w/ the brown-hair guy attached to him
cos you can make him do almost anything & it's funny.

[invisus]

& I'm Alois! It's nice to meet you!!!

[fuckincakewake]

cool good to know
yah this school shit is kidna a joke bc dirk and i alresdy learned this by ourselves like sweeps and shit ago
but jake def needs to go and wed look leik total sasshooles if we mad ehim go by hsimself
*assholes and some more
so i wont mention taht we dont have to show up
the blond guy is is SOOOO hot but yeah like i dunno
i used to think if liek i got to live someplce with ppl even tho it was impssosible id have a lot of fun
but really its just noisy an creepy

both sincere AND trolling.

[mindoirsurvivor]

Of course we're friends. How many times have you been around for movie night?

[invisus]

Oh!

i feel so bad for shepard right now.

[invisus]

I dunno if it counts if you're sleeping cos the movie is shitty & awful.

reminds him of jack and garrus

[mindoirsurvivor]

Hell, if we went by that strict a standard, I might not be friends with Dante either.

[invisus]

That's funny. I wouldn't be friends w/ him either.

Hey, did you know? He tried to eat tupperware once.

[mindoirsurvivor]

... was he drunk?