What the Hell?

[mindoirsurvivor]

All roght, first things first. Belarus, Ms. Blake, Poland, Roxy Lalonde, Ms. Magnus, Ms. Satonaka, Mr. Tra... Alois, Mr. Nagisa, Mr. Vantas, Mr. Xavier, Altair... I need you all to check in with me as soon as possible. Anyone see what happened to your roommates?


... I sure as Hell didn't see what happened to mine.


When did you see them last? Any signs of a disturbance to report? Anything out of the ordinary at all?

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

wait like
relaationship stuff too?
i knew this shit was fucked six ways to doomsday

[mindoirsurvivor]

[DELETED MESSAGE]

The department's legal advisor just told me not to make official policy statements on the subject. So, going by municipal ordinance guidelines, all I can tell you is that sixteen is the age of consent, but without someone filing a police report all we do about relationships is arrest anyone having sex in public.

[invisus]

yeah, esp if they're older they get all weird about it.

[fuckincakewake]

huh
dunno if that applsies or whatever but okat
*okay

[invisus]

i dunno but i don't trust nobody cos they're all kinda sketchy & weird about stuff. it's like a lot of rules are kinda secret & you dunno about them until they tell you which is whenever you broke them?????

[fuckincakewake]

ugh!!! of course
the lack of disclosure and clarity w laws and shit is just the first fucking dscent
im not gonna get all parasnoid tho
they were pretty upfront about how i cant drink which is bullshit cuz i def can drink like a lot haha
im roxy btw

[invisus]

i guess w/ basic stuff like that it's okay but like w/ other stuff it's kinda trickier???
& i think they told me you can go into bars & stuff if you're 15 & got somebody 21 w/ you sooo..it's kinda like it makes no sense???
but i guess some stuff they're okay about cos they say youve gotta go to school & you don't..

[invisus]

but you should meet the guy w/ the blond hair on the weird telly thing w/ the brown-hair guy attached to him
cos you can make him do almost anything & it's funny.

[invisus]

& I'm Alois! It's nice to meet you!!!

[fuckincakewake]

cool good to know
yah this school shit is kidna a joke bc dirk and i alresdy learned this by ourselves like sweeps and shit ago
but jake def needs to go and wed look leik total sasshooles if we mad ehim go by hsimself
*assholes and some more
so i wont mention taht we dont have to show up
the blond guy is is SOOOO hot but yeah like i dunno
i used to think if liek i got to live someplce with ppl even tho it was impssosible id have a lot of fun
but really its just noisy an creepy

[invisus]

i'm in the middle school still cos bad grades i think??? buuut i guess that's cos i never went

& i guess it'd be okay anyway if i didn't go now. i go sometimes but it's all boring or kaworu asking about everybody's dead parents & upsetting everybody.

[invisus]

oh, you were alone where you were from??

[invisus]

i wasn't alone but nobody talked as much as this. it took a lot to get used to, cos you can't just behave like any way here & it fucking sucks.

[fuckincakewake]

i wasnt alone
i had dirk
i mean wecould talk over the computer
alos the carapace but they dont realy talk
and lots and slots of cats
prob too many now taht i think of it but i sorta miss them