What the Hell?

[mindoirsurvivor]

All roght, first things first. Belarus, Ms. Blake, Poland, Roxy Lalonde, Ms. Magnus, Ms. Satonaka, Mr. Tra... Alois, Mr. Nagisa, Mr. Vantas, Mr. Xavier, Altair... I need you all to check in with me as soon as possible. Anyone see what happened to your roommates?


... I sure as Hell didn't see what happened to mine.


When did you see them last? Any signs of a disturbance to report? Anything out of the ordinary at all?

Comments

[invisus]

is it cos of something special??

[mindoirsurvivor]

I just didn't want to sound like the Nagisa kid. Besides, we know each other better than that. Why stand on formality?

[invisus]

are you sure it's not cos you don't like me!!

[mindoirsurvivor]

Pretty sure.

[invisus]

Hmmmmm. I'll think about that.

[mindoirsurvivor]

Cool but boring, huh?

[invisus]

ohhh, now you're trying to change the subject.

[mindoirsurvivor]

I thought the subject was "us being friends." Seems on target to me.

[fuckincakewake]

nah he prob just doesnt leik us

[invisus]

noooo cos he just told me we're not gonna be formal anymore!!! that'd be awful if he was lying about it...

cos when you're not formal anymore, you're like friends or more right???

[fuckincakewake]

umm yah i guess
or they jsut dont care about u
hes kind a jerk anyway
why would u wanna be 'more than friends' w that??

[mindoirsurvivor]

You know I can read this, right?

[fuckincakewake]

duh
i know how computers work

[mindoirsurvivor]

Just checking.

[invisus]

he's kinda cool sometimes cos he breaks rules & he's kinda like a cop guy?? & he doesn't care about anything if he's doing stuff & needs to get stuff done & it's kinda attractive???

& he's kinda boring buuuuuut i kinda like that too....

[fuckincakewake]

i dunno
he tried to have me arrsested for like
basisically nothing so
altho yeah hes kinda cute

[invisus]

they make a big deal out of stuff here for some reason & i dunno why but that's why youve got to keep your stuff secret. sometimes even if you have any kinda relationship

[invisus]

& the antique guy gets all kinds of bad attention!!

[fuckincakewake]

wait like
relaationship stuff too?
i knew this shit was fucked six ways to doomsday

both sincere AND trolling.

[mindoirsurvivor]

Of course we're friends. How many times have you been around for movie night?

[invisus]

Oh!

i feel so bad for shepard right now.

[invisus]

I dunno if it counts if you're sleeping cos the movie is shitty & awful.

reminds him of jack and garrus

[mindoirsurvivor]

Hell, if we went by that strict a standard, I might not be friends with Dante either.

[invisus]

That's funny. I wouldn't be friends w/ him either.

Hey, did you know? He tried to eat tupperware once.

[mindoirsurvivor]

... was he drunk?