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[dungeon_channel]

NIGHTLY POLL NUMBER ONE:

 

A) Which team do you feel has been the most exciting today?

 

B) And which team has been the most boring?

 

C) Which team has been the most annoying?

 

D) And which team really deserves a break tomorrow?

Comments

[notdogmatic]

A) I am most emotionally invested in Team Two.

B) Team Four.

C) Team Seven.

D) As I have been informed that one of the team members has recently experienced other difficulties, I believe Team Five is most worthy of a respite.

[sunflowersister]

Where's "all of the above"!? EVERYONE DESERVES A BREAK!! This is terrible, who is in charge here??

[riseup]

what the hell is this?

[fuckincakewake]

old earth tv blows

[riseup]

no, this is not normal tv.
it is really fucked up.
why are we supposed to vote on this?

[fuckincakewake]

yeah!! fuck this
whats a vote

[riseup]

seriously?

[fuckincakewake]

dysstopian wasteland future
dictated by ruthless alien overlord
and im supposesed to know what democracy is?

[riseup]

normally i would tell you it is something that it totally isn't.
it would be a flawlessly executed and hilarious prank.
but there are kind of more important things going on!

[fuckincakewake]

like what

[riseup]

like three of my friends being handcuffed to other people and on tv?

[fuckincakewake]

thuoght u guys said this place wasnt so bad

[riseup]

it usually isn't.

[fuckincakewake]

so like
is bird dave gonan be okay

[riseup]

yeah, he'll be fine.
rose and i will make sure of it.

[fuckincakewake]

hells yeah
shes perfect huh

[riseup]

she pretty much is.

[fuckincakewake]

guess somebody did a prety good job

[heartofbakerst]

What kind of sick joke is this? This is mad!

[riseup]

thank you!
they have to be kidding.

[heartofbakerst]

My best friend is in there with god knows what. I'm not going to sit here and pretend this is some stupid sodding game.

[riseup]

who is your friend?
i can help you.
my friends are in there too, i am going to do something about this.

[heartofbakerst]

His name is Sherlock Holmes, and he's on team Four.

[riseup]

no way!

[riseup]

the dumbass he is handcuffed to is my best bro.

[heartofbakerst]

Well that makes it easier to collaborate, anyway.

[riseup]

heheh.
my friends and i are going to meet outside the south building first thing in the morning.
bring your big guns!

[riseup]

metaphorical big guns.

[heartofbakerst]

I've only got a pistol anyway.

wrong reference john

[riseup]

good enough!
my name is john, by the way.
we are going to kick lots of ass.
dr. watson, i presume?

[heartofbakerst]

Oh... That would be right. Might want to keep it that way. Shouting "John" all over the place would get confusing.

[riseup]

if officer shepard comes along, it will be a john party.

[heartofbakerst]

I think that titles will do for us.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this is fucked up.

[geminated_man]

A) Depends on which team's got the girl with the biggest tits and the least amount of shirt holdin' em in.

B) Which one's the team with the blokes? That one. Shit. Are there two? Then the one with the two young kids.

C) that other bloke team.

D) The one with the hottest girl.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM???????

A.) FUCK YOU.

B.) FUCKING FUCK YOU.

C.) FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU

D.) FUCK OFF.

THIS IS ALL COMPLETELY FUCKED UP.

[bowsbeforehoes]

You really think we're going to vote? Yeah, big resounding no.