joining the FLOOD

[kongeriketnorge]

[ Norway's reaction to this entire situation can be clearly summed up by the expression on his face, filling the video screen: NO. he has MEETINGS to attend, BUSINESSES to keep an eye on, A YOUNGER BROTHER to harass when he remembers he has one, AN ECONOMY to rock at. this is not on his schedule. ]

... Least there's Folk in t' forest here.

[ a second, shorter clip, no less irritated: ]

Too bad there's Denmark.

Comments

[danske]

An' me, yeah?

[danske]

Y'forgot t'mention me!

[kongeriketnorge]

Only mentionin' important things.

[danske]

Y'still forgot me!

[kongeriketnorge]

Okay.

[hohenzollern]

oh goodie

[kongeriketnorge]

Ah.

[hohenzollern]

sup

[kongeriketnorge]

Recently kidnapped. And thee?

[hohenzollern]

same

...........did you just fuckin' say 'thee'

[Video]

[coimiceoir]

[Have a small, pale girl staring into the camera very intently.]

You know Folk?

[ video ]

[kongeriketnorge]

[ gazes back with equally inscrutable intensity, then nods respectfully. Folk with smartphones? well, okay. ]

Folk know me. I cannae pretend to know more than I'm given.

[Video]

[coimiceoir]

[She stares, cheerful curiosity getting the better of her.]

I don't know you. What forest do you live in?

[ video ]

[kongeriketnorge]

Norway. Fair ways north of thy own forest, if I'm not mistaken.

[Video]

[coimiceoir]

[The name clearly doesn't ring a bell, but a wariness comes into her face when he mentions "north".]

Northmen. The people here don't have any gold.

[ikea]

...Good t'see you.

[kongeriketnorge]

Would rather be seein' thee elsewhere, if it's all t' same.

[ikea]

S'fine. Would rather be home, too.

Danmark's here?

[kongeriketnorge]

[ WITH FEELING: ] Aye.

[ikea]

...Rather have Finland.

[rule_britannia]

How.. nice to see you here.

[There's a smile. He's glad to see the guy, but he wouldn't wish this place on anyone]

[kongeriketnorge]

Ah. [ a nod in return, which is... like a smile... for people who don't smile... ]

That thy Folk in t' woods already?

[rule_britannia]

[He shakes his head a little, then pauses]

... I actually have no bloody idea. I've not been out there yet.

[kongeriketnorge]

[ well, at least of anyone, England doesn't need to be told to ask before going into strange woods. ]

Any more of us?

[rule_britannia]

Mm, yes, I've come across a few. It's like a sodding world meeting at times.