Boss lost track of his money again.

[quixotical]

Hey, since there's so many of you here now, you could all give me a loan! Yeah!! Just something to make sure Boss gets back on his feet, since you know, I'm really not doing too well now and I know it and really it's not good is it.

No it's not good.

But can't you? Please?

Boss thinks you can.

We can have a Eurozone just like back home! ( No he's not crying all over the place, shhhh. )



By the way, I wonder if we could have footage from the Euro Cup playing somehow! I'd really like to watch it - I have a title to protect after all!!

Comments

[rule_britannia]

... Amazing. Something we can agree on.

I'd not mind watching the football.

[quixotical]

Right!! We can watch how badly you'll lose!

[rule_britannia]

...

You know, I'm really just too knackered to waste my breath arguing with you right now.

Can we just skip over that part?

[quixotical]

But it's very important.

Then again you usually lose so early on, you hardly count at all.

[rule_britannia]

Let me know when you're done. I'll just be doing the crossword.

[quixotical]

Oh, you're not going to talk to me anymore? This day is looking up!!!

[rule_britannia]

I was attempting to make pleasant conversation without resorting to.. whatever it is that you're trying to do. I'm not sure if you're trying to insult me or perform a stand-up routine.

But it seems you're incapable of simple good manners.

[quixotical]

...Since when are you polite with me? Are you sick, too? I thought it was just Ireland on those islands you're in!

[quixotical]

And stand-up? Really? Do you think I'm funny enough to do that? I know everyone says I kind of act funny, but I've never thought of it that way! Maybe I can make some money doing that!!!!!

[rule_britannia]

Since I decided what's the bloody point of not being polite if I'm stuck in this shithole.

[Pause]

... You could. Worth a shot.

[Yes, Arthur is very out of sorts. He also looks as if he hasn't slept for about a week]

[quixotical]

I don't think that's ever stopped you before. You really must be sick!!

Okay!!!! Don't worry, Boss will make sure to get facts right when he makes fun of you! It won't be hard, after all.

[rule_britannia]

[He's just going to press the back of his hand to his forehead. Maybe he is sick]

[quixotical]

( I'm sorry, if you're expecting Spain to care - or even notice for that matter - you're in the wrong universe. )

[rule_britannia]

[Nope, not expecting this at all]

If you're going to make fun of me do try to include the part where you tried to navigate an entire armada around the northern coast of Scotland.

[quixotical]

Oh, I'll be sure to mention how you only won because of bad weather, too.

[rule_britannia]

Anyone else would have known not to take that route.

But let's face it, you never were the brightest bulb in Europe.

[quixotical]

It's not like I had a lot of choices at the time, you know! Those storms were really quite nasty. And you were cheating.

Bulb? I'm not electric, Inglaterra! Even if people say my personality is!!

Oh these boys. *chinhands*

[rule_britannia]

I was cheating? You're the one who sent the bloody fleet over. By the way, Grande y Felicísima Armada? Sodding brilliant. The name certainly lent its fortune to the fleet when it was pushed back at Gravelines then chased up the east coast. Have you never heard of a jinx?

...

Your grasp of metaphor is astounding as always.

[quixotical]

You used weather against me! So that's cheating! And ah, Inglaterra, you're the one who likes to call it invincible to make you sound amazing, when really you weren't that amazing, just lucky in a very stupid way! So I wouldn't call that a jinx, really. Lots of cheating though!

...Eh? What was a metaphor?

[rule_britannia]

I can't control the sodding weather, idiot.

[Siiiiiigh]

And I'm.. I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.

[quixotical]

You still used it in the field of battle! Which is cheating!

Ah, good, one less thing for me to hear out of your mouth then.

[rule_britannia]

'Using' it implies I could control it in some way.

It was your stupidity and poor planning that had you run foul of the weather.

[quixotical]

No, I just meant it should've been on a fair field, instead of in nasty storms that were impossible to sail in, you know.

Ah, but you just said you can't control the weather! I can't either! It's not like I knew there as a storm that day and all.

[rule_britannia]

...

It was August.

[quixotical]

And? That isn't a 100% guarantee for a storm!

[rule_britannia]

It was normal weather for that time of year.

[quixotical]

Not a 100% guarantee though!

[rule_britannia]

Now you're splitting hairs.

[kongeriketnorge]

Nay.

[quixotical]

Please?

[kongeriketnorge]

With what money? We're as trapped as thee.

[hohenzollern]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahah no

[quixotical]

Why not???

[quixotical]

You didn't bring any with you???

[kongeriketnorge]

Didn't plan on makin' a trip, did I?

[quixotical]

I guess not.

[oftpartitioned]

Maybe!