(no subject)

[squidissension]

wwhat wwas the point a that balloon excercise
it wwas just wwater
youd think it wwas acid the wway you fuckers wwere running around
also playin wwith godtiers is just cheatin
handicap that shit
wwhy dont you

Comments

[dualii2t]

2ore lo2er.

[squidissension]

it wwasnt evven a fuckin fight
throwwin wwater around is pointless
its the sort a time wwastin bullshit id expect from landdwwellers

[dualii2t]

you're ju2t pii22ed that jade took you out iin the fiir2t fiifteen 2econd2.

[squidissension]

wwhat the shit
wwere you timin this
it wwas wway more than that

[dualii2t]

2he ran you down liike a howlbea2t.

[squidissension]

that isnt evven a little true

[dualii2t]

ehehe iit took you longer two walk back two ba2e than you were iin the game.

[squidissension]

you wwere wwatchin me a fuckin lot wwerent you

[dualii2t]

bzzzzt wrong.
ii wa2 watchiing the fii2h priince22 that got beaned iin the back of the head liike half a 2econd after you.
at lea2t 2he wa2n't a total glubbiing 2poiil2port about iit.

[squidissension]

you see wwho took her out

[dualii2t]

liike ii'd tell you.

[squidissension]

figured you didnt knoww shit

[dualii2t]

would you liike more weak2auce wiith that thiinly veiiled baiit burger??
don't act a2 though ii don't know exactly what you're gettiing at.
ii'm not goiing two faciiliitate your random act2 of revenge over a game, you enormou2 douche.

[squidissension]

wwoww
not sure wwho youre tryin to havve find you impressivve with all that faux nobility and crap
youvve savved some innocent human grub from my merciless wwatery wwrath
wwhen it actuality youre just posturin

[callbacks]

you mad

[squidissension]

dont talk to me

[callbacks]

hahahaha ok
hows your cape

[squidissension]

damp
wwhich is not problematic at all for a seadwweller so its not wworth commentin on so shut up

[callbacks]

sure
you know theres this human invention called a clothes dryer right

[squidissension]

ivve been made awware of it

[callbacks]

get a lint thing
throw your cape in
presto

[squidissension]

are you givvin me human launderin advvice

[callbacks]

consider it a consolation prize

[splashes]

But -Eridan, you )(AT-E it w)(en your cape gets wet!

[squidissension]

i nevver said that

[allons_y_alonso]

You got to throw water balloons?

I was told I was over the height limit. Even after my identification clearly showed them I was only fourteen.

[squidissension]

fourteen swweeps

[allons_y_alonso]

Seven sweeps!

Although, you know, I may have been miscounting slightly when I told them that.

[squidissension]

they probably wwouldnt let you in because youre too old

[allons_y_alonso]

That's what they said, too. I told them it was glandular, but no good.

Say, do you think they still need counselors?